Guys...
*they walk in all battered and bruised*
Nazgûl...
Balrogs...
Orcs...
Uruks...
Sméagols...
"Pippin, why are you so freakin' adorable?"
Are you feeling okay, Tarwa? O_O
It's a question from Middle_Earth_.
Aww, shucks... *major blush*
Yeah! Exactly! They younger ones always get the girls!
Merry...?
Shh! I'm talking to Fíli on the phone!!! Yeah, so... *BLAH, BLAH, BLAH*
Well I'm just naturely gorgeous.
Typical.
Ahh, c'mon. I'm just kidding. Not even Diamond finds me adorable. *siiiiggggghhhhh*
*scoff* You ARE adorable!
........
Really?
I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU!!! MINIONS, ASEMBLE!!! *random bad creatures from Middle-earth assemble*
-_-
*claps hands excitedly* Yay! Evil minions!
IT IS OUR MISSION TO PROVE TO PIPPIN THAT HE'S ADORABLE! BALROGS, YOU GO FIND ALL THE BEST PICTURES OF HIM! SAURON, YOU KEEP WATCH WITH YOUR EYE! SARUMAN, YOU LOOK INTO THE PALANTÍR TO FIND HIS MOST ADORABLE MOMENTS IN HIS LIFE! SMÉAGOL! *points at Sméagol who is chewing on his leg* You ... continue with whatever you're doing... O_O
*on phone to Fíli* We are forever alone...
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Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
Fanfiction• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hittin...
