HAIIIIIII!
WE'RE BAAACK!
DID YOU MISS US?
*crickets chirp*
I've got a dare!
*audience cheers*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
YEEEEEEEEEEES!
Théoden: DEEEEEEEEEATH!
Sam: POTATOOOOOOES!
Smaug: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
Gollum: PRECIOOOOOUUUSSS!
Sauron: GIMMMMMEEEEEE!
Can everyone just leave my poor keyboard alone?
Frodo: What's the dare?
None of your business! Goodbye! *pushes everyone into the portal that leads back to Middle-earth* *sighs with relief* Okay! On to the dare.
I don't think that's necessar--
"Have you ever seen a"--wait, what?
Huh?
Heh?
Wha?
Uhh...
"Have you ever seen a certain blonde prince named Legolas shirtless?" *tries not to laugh*
Who on Arda asked THAT?
The awesome jordieblob16 who is making this chapter very amusing.
So ... who is she talking about?
You're kidding, right?
Uhh ... no?
*sigh* She just said it! Which person from Middle-earth is most fangirled over?
It's me!
*silence*
*coughs*
But she must've made a little typo, because I'm not a prince ... or that blonde ... or named Legolas...
"A typo"?
Well if it's not me, then who is it?
*stares in disbelief* You actually don't know who "a certain blonde prince named Legolas" is?!
Isn't it obvious, Pip?
Yes, thank you Merry! SOMEONE understands!
It's Thranduil!
What the--?
Glorfindel?
Wha--?
Aragorn!
I actually can't believe yo--
Frodo?
.............
Bob!
BOB?! Who is BOB?!
Bob! Ya know, Bob!
No, I don't know Bob!
It's BOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
...okay, 'Bob' looks SO wrong when it's written like that.
MERRY!
Whaaaat?
You disgust me...
I don't get it.
*both stare at him*
Just ignore him, maybe he'll go away.
Um, excuse me, what about the question?
I still don't know who that blonde prince is...
Legolas: *head pops out of portal* It's me! *goes back through portal*
...but no, I have never seen anyone shirtless.
Me neither!
Well, that's a wrap! Thanks for reading, and see you later!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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I updated! *gaaaasp* WHAT?! Hehe ... sorry I haven't update in a while! The two haven't really been around lately, which has been pretty good because I've got enough going on in my life at the moment. Everyone who reads my boredom book will know why I haven't been updating, but for those who don't, you can read why here: www.wattpad.com/72579388. 😊
Thank you for reading guys! Love ya! 😉
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