Pippin! Merry!
*they come running*
Pippin and Merry...
...reporting for duty!
Believeinvictory has a--
MY FANS!!!
--question for you...
Yeah?
*holds up card*
*snatches* MINE! Ahem: "Pippin"...
Yeah, yeah, yeah?
..."why is your hair so fuzzy?".
*squeals* Eeeeek!!! *covers head with hands* MY BEAUTY!
*raises eyebrow* Beauty?
So why DO you have *cough*adorable*cough* fuzzy hair?
Well, I forgot my brush in Rivendell and Merry won't let me use his... *sticks tongue out at Merry*
Okay, that was a fast answer. I thought he'd put up more of a fight than that.
I also forgot my underwear, and--
Okaaayyyy, that's enough! TURN THE COMPUTER OFF!!!
YOU ARE READING
Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
Fanfiction• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hittin...
