Dess_Basilisk has three questions!
So ... they're not dares?
Mmhmm.
Cool!
Okay: "So ... what did you think about Boromir?".
Don't talk about him! *hides under couch*
He's still really upset about it. He was an awesome guy.
He was like a big brother!
Awww :'( *pats Pip on the back*
Yeah...
Okay, second question: "HIIII DO YOU KNOW ME???".
Unfortunately, yes.
Dess_Basilisk: *throws pineapple at him*
Why a pineapple?
That brings us to our third question: "Is Jeff trying to eat you?".
Who's Jeff?
Pineapple: I am!
*screams*
Jeff is an evil pineapple.
Jeff the Pineapple: *Nazgûl scream*
O_O
Jeff: *starts chasing them with an ax*
A PINEAPPLE IS AFTER MEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Well ... that was weird. Anyway, Dess_Basilisk is an AMAZING writer and you need to read her books (especially the ones about Jeff :3)!
I'm sorry for the short chapter guys XP I know the chapter's not funny. I think I'm loosing my craziness O_O
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