*grins and holds up card*
No!!! *ducks under table*
We don't want to see another one of those again!
Ahh, c'mon, it can't be that bad!
Well, IT IS!
*reads card* "Merry..."
*whimpers* Not meee!
"...are you a fruitcake?"
He is? Yum! *bites him*
OW! WHAT THE NASTY ELVISH BREAD ARE YOU DOING?
B-but ... you're a fruitcake!
Who in the name of the TWO TREES SENT THAT MESSAGE?!
Hehe ... Believeinvictory?
*rolls up sleeves* This means war...
*bites him again*
AARRRGGGHHH!!! OH, WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!
But you're a cake, Merry!
I AM NOT A CAKE! YOU ARE, DUM-DUM!
Ohh.. *nibbles on finger*
Pippin, what are you doing?
Merry said I'm a cake so... *continues nawing his arm*
*facepalm*
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Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
Fanfiction• Finalist of мα∂ιв79'ѕ 'тнє нσввιт/ℓσтя fαиfιcтισи cσмρєтιтισи' • Hello every person in the magical land of Computer! It's us: Merry and Pippin! Ya know, the handsomest, smartest Hobbits to ever live? Especially me, Merry. Ow, ow, okay, stop hittin...
