Clogs for Paws

Introduction and Author's Note

Hello!

This is just a run down about what will be going on in this fic in case you want to click onto the next book.

1. There will be strong language, though I believe not excessive (They're English, for crying out loud!)

2. There will be adult humor, possibly blatant adult humor

3. There will be descriptions of violence and crime scenes

4. The band's timeline will be off (obviously!)

5. There are only one or two 'filler chapters,' but every chapter has something in it that is genuinely relevant and important in the story

and one big thing

6. THERE IS NO SLASH/SMUT/LEMON/HOT SCENES

You will notice that I originally wrote the first half of this leading up to something, but I decided to abandon this because I got bored with it. I am just letting you know now because I know some of you like that sort of thing and I do not want to waste your time as you click through this fic going, "WHERE IS IT?" like Gollum looking for the One Ring

Most importantly: This work is a work of fiction. All things in here are dramatized for the sake of story telling. The characters are based off of the "character" or persona of the individuals depicted and are by no means meant to realistically or seriously portray real life people. That being said, please DO NOT send this to the band members or their family. Also, please DO NOT pressure any band members or their family to comply to any elements of this story.

All that said, I crave interaction with my readers. I read every single one of your comments and I will try to respond to as many as I can. This fic is a bit of a mystery and I'd love to see how many of you figure out my clues before I make my big reveals!

Thank you for even considering this fic. I hope you have a wonderful day and I hope you enjoy the story!