Mama Hale -A Derek Hale Fanfiction ~~REWRITE~~

I~ New Town, Old Memories ~ I

-"Did you leave anything for the kids?"

"Not important. But what is important... they had chocolate pudding left."

-"That guy with you. How do you know him? Cuz he's a bit dark and creepy and from what we've seen of you so far you're the exact opposite of that and I just wanted to make sure he wasn't-"

"Stiles. He's my husband, Derek Hale."

-"I'm not that scary."

"To random teenagers, you look like a murderer."

-"Her engagement ring left a cut that left this scar. And her knuckles left a bruise identical to the one on your cheek."

-"If the wrong people hear about it, all of us would be put in danger."

"Are you guys like drug dealers or something? Or like mafia leaders?"

"Worse."

-"You played basketball? Why can't I picture that?"

-"I'm sure you'd love to continue this little chat, but I'm honestly past done with it, so goodbye."

-"I think Stiles is my brother."

"Wait, what? Why would you think that?"

-"She just up and drove you? From Maine to Cali?"

"My mother was a unique person to say the least."

-"How dumb is that boy?"

"I don't think any of us could ever understand the level of his stupidity."

-"Does he still have all his body parts?"

"For now."

-"I'm guessing the ability to use sarcasm is a good sign of health."

"You're one to talk."

-"Were you really just eating gummy worms while that all happened?"

"Yup. It's amusing watching others learn control."

-"We're not grand theft auto-ing my husband's car."

-"Once this is all over, I'm beating your ass. Until then, you boys need to get home and get some rest."

-"Why was Aaron Burr such a little bitch?... What?! It's not like I'm wrong!"

-"You think I killed Laura on purpose? One of my own family?"

"No, you just tripped and cut her in half."