74. Tsukkiyama

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Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi

Other pairing(s): Ukatake (Ukai x Takeda) / Kagehina (Kageyama x Hinata) / Asanoya (Asahi x Nishinoya) 

Warnings: None

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Tsukishima: Nice serve King~

Kageyama: Please, stop calling me that.

Tsukishima: Afraid I'll-

Yamaguchi: Tsukki, he said stop.

Tsukishima: Sorry Yams~

Hinata: Wow~ Is Tsukki soft for his Yams?

Tsukishima: Go mind your own business, Shrimp. 

Yamaguchi: I'm going to count down from five and if you don't apologize to Hinata in the time given, I won't do it.

Yamaguchi: 5

Tsukishima: Are you talking about-

Yamaguchi: 4

Tsukishima: But we had a deal-

Yamaguchi: 3

Tsukishima: You wouldn't-

Yamaguchi: 2

Tsukishima: Yams-

Yamaguchi: 1-

Tsukishima: FINE! I'm sorry for calling you a shrimp, Hinata.

Sugawara: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Nishinoya: TSUKISHIMA APOLOGIZED?

Tanaka: THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!

Tsukishima: Urgh, whatever.

Narita: Now I kinda wanna know the deal you guys made.

Daichi: Not gonna lie, me too.

Yamaguchi: So, we made a deal about who would get together first, I said Kageyama and Hinata. Tsukki said Nishinoya-senpai and Asahi-san and he won, by a day.  

Tsukishima: Yams, you just outed them.

Yamaguchi: Oh shit- I'm so sorry. 

Hinata: I mean we kiss after every successful quick attack so I don't know why none of you noticed it...

Asahi: And Nishinoya shouted around the school "I'M DATING ASAHI-SAN" for like an hour at lunch break... we all thought you knew...

Kageyama: But wait a minute... We got together a month ago... Why are you bringing that up now?

Tsukishima: Because Tadashi is a fucking monster-

Daichi: HEY! That is no way to talk about your bestfriend!

*Yamaguchi, giggling*: I mean... He's not wrong-

Hinata: What do you mean he's not- OH SHIT- HE MEANT IT AS- 

Tsukishima: Yes. 

Kageyama: What are you guys talking about? Why don't I get it?

Tsukishima: We had exams coming up and I couldn't miss a day, so we rescheduled it.

Hinata: Lmao, is it that bad?

Tsukishima: Last time I couldn't walk for a day, so...

Hinata: R.I.P. Tsukishima's ass.

Tanaka: What?-

Nishinoya: Wait...

Tsukishima: Oh God-

Tanaka: YOU'RE-

Nishinoya: -A BOTTOM?

Yamaguchi: Nope~ we're switches.

Coach Ukai: So... I'm taking a note that you won't come to practise tomorrow?

Tsukishima: Oh shit- I forgot they were here.

*Takeda Sensei, sitting on the bench with an ice pack on his lower back*: Don't worry, happens to the best of us. 

Coach Ukai: HEY! Are you blaming me?

Takeda Sensei: That's exactly what I'm doing you fucker.

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