Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Kuroken (Kuroo x Kenma) / Levyaku (Lev x Yaku)
Warnings: None
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1.
Fukunaga: If a toy dies in Toy Story, the other toys have to watch the kid play with a corpse.
Kuroo: Aaaaand, there goes my day.
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2.
Lev: I will not stand here and be insulted.
Yaku: Sit down then.
*Lev sitting down*: Well, at least now we're at eye level.
Yaku: You little-
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3.
Kuroo: My whole life is a lie!
Kai: Kuro, calm down, what's wrong?
Kuroo: I just found out that bees don't have knees!
Kai: Oh that's all? I was worri- BEES DON'T HAVE WHAT?!
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4.
Kenma: True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
Yamamoto: Why would the movie eat your popcorn?
Kenma: ...
Yamamoto: Wait- no I get it.
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5.
Fukunaga: Soup that tastes great is souper.
Kai: Can I interest you in a bowl of canned you not?
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6.
Shibayama: So, Inuoka, what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?
*Inuoka, swallowing the entire thing*: The what in my what?
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7.
*Kenma texting the Nekoma group chat*
Kenma: I'm giving up McDonalds for a month.
Kuroo: Food for you!
Kenma: Sorry, punctuation mistake.
Kenma: I'm giving up, McDonalds for a month.
The team: Kenma- no-
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8.
*After practise*
Kuroo: I really need to shower.
Kenma: Yes you do.
Kuroo: Says you.
Kenma: What're you indicating?
Kuroo: That you, my love don't smell like roses either.
Kenma: Then how about we shower together?
Kuroo: I have no idea how you got there but sure.
Yaku: Nope- no- absolutely not- not after last time-
Kenma: Come on, Yaku, you shower with Lev.
Yaku: It was once and he was injured!
Kuroo: IT WAS A PAPERCUT-
Lev: Hey, it still hurt.
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9.
Kai: Kuroo, truth or dare?
Kuroo: Dare.
Kai: Eat cat food.
Kuroo: Ok? It's not anything new.
Yaku: Story time.
Kuroo: I was over at Kenma's, I was 7 and he was 6. Our moms were out doing stuff and we were hungry but the only thing we could reach was the cat food. We both ate some and honestly, I thought that it wasn't half as bad as what I had expected.
Kenma: It was tasty, even.
*Kuroo eats some cat food*
Kuroo: As I've told you, it's not that bad.
*The whole Nekoma team tries and agrees with Kuroo*
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10.
*After a practise match, Lev falls asleep and snuggles into Yaku's stomach*
Yaku: Am I a good pillow?
Lev: Yeah- OH- I'M SO SORRY YAKU-SAN!
Yaku: It's fine, I wasn't getting up anytime soon.
Kuroo: Love in the air~
*Kenma holds his nose*
Kuroo: You're a bit late to do that, aren't you, love?
Kenma: Dammit. I hate it when you're right.
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