Haikyuu Scenarios

94. Tsukkiyama

Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: None

.

Shots from the life of Tsukkiyama

.

1.

Tsukishima: I'm this close to falling in love with Yamaguchi.

Hinata: Your fingers are touching.

Tsukishima: Exactly.

.

2.

*Tsukishima comes home stressed*

Yamaguchi: Hey love. I know you had a stressful week so I made you dino cookies and prepared you a hot bubble bath. The cookies will be done in a minute so you can go ahead and get in the bathtub.

Tsukishima: Can you join me?

Yamaguchi: Of course I can, love.

Tsukishima: I love you, thank you for this. I really need it.

Yamaguchi: I know baby.

.

3.

Tsukishima: Hey, Yams... Baby why are you mad?

Yamaguchi: ...

*Tsukishima tickles Yamaguchi*

*Yamaguchi giggles*

*After a minute Tsukishima stops tickling him and starts tracing Yamaguchi's freckles*

Tsukishima: Gorgeous.

Yamaguchi: Stop...

Tsukishima: Tell me why you're mad then.

Yamaguchi: You're spending a lot of time with Bokuto and Kuroo lately and barely have any time for me. And I feel like you're going to leave me...

*Tsukishima, scoffing*: As if I can live without you.

.

4.

*At a team bonding*

*Tsukishima yawns* 

Yamaguchi: Are you tired?

Tsukishima: Yeah.

Yamaguchi: You can lay your head on my lap if you want to...

Tsukishima: Thanks love.

*Tsukishima lays on Yamaguchi's lap and Yamaguchi starts playing with his hair*

*A few minutes later, assuming Tsukishima is asleep, Yamaguchi stops playing with Tsukishima's hair. Tsukishima puts Yamaguchi's hand on his hair again, without opening his eyes. Yamaguchi chuckles softly as he continues to play with his partner's hair. Soon Tsukishima falls asleep*

.

5.

Yamaguchi: Did it hurt?

Tsukishima: When I fell from Heaven?

Yamaguchi: When you fell for me.

Tsukishima: Yeah. I fell so hard for you that it still hurts.

*Yamaguchi, blushing*: This wasn't supposed to backfire-

.

6.

Yamaguchi: Come on, Tsukki, we're going to be late.

Tsukishima: Give me a second.

Yamaguchi: What're you doing?

Tsukishima: Drawing freckles on, duh.

Yamaguchi: Why?

Tsukishima: Because you keep covering up yours. I like your freckles, stop covering them up. 

Yamaguchi: Thanks Tsukki, but freckles don't suit you.

Tsukishima: I was trying to be nice.

.

7.

Hinata: Tsukishima's a dick.

Yamaguchi: Yeah, I like dicks though.

Hinata: I'm sorry?

Sugawara: I know he did not just say that-

Yamaguchi: Wait- wait- no- I didn't mean it like that-

Nishinoya: We all heard you say it.

Yamaguchi: Personality wise- C'mon- I didn't- I swear- 

.

8.

*Tsukishima calling Yamaguchi at the training camp (in which Hinata was the ball-boy)*

Tsukishima: Words can't explain how much I hate that guy-

Hinata: Ooh~ are you talking to Tadashi?

Tsukishima: Get the fuck out of my room-

Hinata: Sorry-

Tsukishima: He's like a ball-boy or whatever. He looks like a total idiot, he's making a fool out of himself and it's honestly embarrassing that we're on the same team- 

Yamaguchi: It's only for a week (I don't remember how long it took, sorry), Tsukki. 

Tsukishima: Yeah. I still miss you though.

Yamaguchi: I miss you too babe. 

.

9.

*Yamaguchi posting on Twitter*

Yamaguchi: Fuck u ofc you had to cheat. 

Kageyama: Tsukishima?

Hinata: Not cool, dude.

Akiteru: I can't believe we're related.

Kuroo: I'm really disappointed in you.

Bokuto: In the training camp you talked about nothing but him. I didn't expect you to do something like this, Tsukishima.

Akaashi: You really had me believe that you loved him Tsukishima.

Tsukishima: Yams- I only stole 10 dollars in monopoly because I was broke. You got everyone riled up and for what?! And don't think I didn't see you steal 100 bucks from the bank when I went to the bathroom.

Yamaguchi: It wasn't from the bank, I stole it form you.

Tsukishima: EVEN WORSE!

Yamaguchi: Yeah... Sorry ig...

.

10.

*At practise*

*Yamaguchi's really stressed and angry. He decides he can't take it anymore after the 4th serve he failed to get through the net*

*Tsukishima, who has been watching Yamaguchi for all practise*: Go on, say it with your full chest.

Yamaguchi: FUCK!

*Everyone is shocked except Tsukishima and Yamaguchi continues as if nothing happened*