Main pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
(AU: Demi-boy Kenma)
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*Kuroo and Kenma just chilling on Kenma's bed*
Kuroo: Hey Kenma, you need to re-dye your hair.
Kenma: I know, I'll do it tomorrow.
*The next day afternoon*
Kuroo: Yesterday you said that you'd re-dye your hair tomorrow.
Kenma: Fuck that guy.
Kuroo: Thought you'd say that. Which is why, I brought dye myself!
Kenma: Noooooooooooooooooooooo-
Kuroo: You'll just sit still, I'll be the one doing it.
Kenma: Oh. Ok. Do you know how to dye hair though?
Kuroo: I spent 5 hours watching tutorials, so it should be fine.
*While dying Kenma's hair, his PSP dies*
Kenma: Meeh, I had saved it anyways.
*He tosses it on his bed*
Kenma: I'm bored. Let's play 21 questions.
Kuroo: Ok, Kenma, when's the last time you slept more than 8 hours?
Kenma: That's not- ugh, whatever. Like... Last week?
Kuroo: Kenma, you need to sleep.
Kenma: My turn. What's your sexuality?
Kuroo: I'm omnisexual.
Kenma: Good to know.
Kuroo: What gender do you prefer?
Kenma: I'm into females without the iron. (Iron's symbol is Fe so without the iron it would be males)
Kuroo: Wait- Kenma- did you just make a chemistry joke?
Kenma: Yes. Yes I did.
Kuroo: I knew I would rub off on you.
Kenma: Shut up. My turn. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Kuroo: Yes.
*Kenma, feeling a bit dejected*: Since when?
*Kuroo, chuckling slightly*: It's been so long, I can't even remember. They don't like me back so it doesn't matter.
Kuroo: Ok. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Kenma: Kuro, I'm demiromantic. (Which is the term to define someone who does not experience romantic attraction until they have formed a deep emotional connection with someone)
Kuroo: Oh. So I'm taking that as a no.
Kenma: My turn. What's the gender of your crush?
Kuroo: Why are you so interested, huh? Are you jealous?
Kenma: Yes.
Kuroo: W-what?
Kenma: Answer the question, Kuroo.
Kuroo: They are a demi-boy... (Which is a non-binary gender identity where the person partially but not totally identifies as a boy regardless of their assigned gender at birth)
Kenma: Do I know them?
Kuroo: It's my turn to-
Kenma: Do I know them?
Kuroo: Well, I sure hope you know yourself.
Kenma: W-what?
Kuroo: Oh no. The videogames are affecting your hearing.
Kenma: I heard what you said, Kuro. Are you serious?
Kuroo: Did you seriously not notice? Yes, of course I'm serious. I wouldn't joke on a topic like this.
Kenma: Oh... Well, in that case, I love you, Kuro.
Kuroo: Oh. Wanna be my boyfriend?
Kenma: Yeah, I'd like that.
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This is stupid lol
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