Main pairing: None
Other pairing(s): Sakuatsu (Sakusa x Atsumu) / Osasuna (Osamu x Suna)
Warnings: None
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1.
Osamu: I'm going to murder your entire family-
Osamu: ...
Osamu: Wait-
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2.
Atsumu: You're the younger one, I should be taking care of you.
Osamu: You're my twin brother but you're a passive little baby, so I feel like I need to take care of you even if I'm younger. Even if we're always fighting, I really love you, ok?
*A tear rolls down on Atsumu's face*
Osamu: No! No tears- Tsumu-
*Atsumu hugs Osamu*
Atsumu: Say it again, please.
*Osamu hugs Atsumu tighter*
*Osamu whispering*: I love you.
*Atsumu, whispering*: I love you too.
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3.
Fucking idiot: Atsumu! Have you realised that you are the useless twin?
Osamu: What the fuck did you just say?
*Osamu, grabbing fucking idiot by his collar*: Say that again I dare you.
*Fucking idiot shrinks*
Osamu: I will bury you alive if I hear one more thing from your filthy mouth, you hear me?!
Fucking idiot: Y-yes.
Osamu: Good. Now fuck off.
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4.
Atsumu: Hey, I wanted to talk to you.
Osamu: Actually, me too.
Atsumu: Okay. At the same time?
Osamu: Yeah.
Atsumu: I'm gay and I'm dating Sakusa
Osamu: I'm gay and I'm dating Suna.
Atsumu: What? Since when?
Osamu: What? Since when?
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5.
Sakusa: Will you marry me?
*Osamu, pretending to be Atsumu for practise*: Oh Omi-kun~
*Osamu, realizing that Sakusa would take his brother away from him*: No.
*Suna, there for morale*: Congratul- what the hell?
*Sakusa, confused because he's supposed to say yes*: No?
Osamu: No.
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6.
*Osamu and Atsumu go to a jewelry store*
Osamu: I'm kinda nervous... What is Rin doesn't want to get married yet?
Atsumu: It'll be fine.
Osamu: Easy for you to say, Sakusa Atsumu.
Atsumu: How about this, I'll buy you ice-cream and we can eat a whole box if he says no.
Osamu: Even if mom gets angry at us?
Atsumu: Sure, bro. Now let's go pick those rings!
Osamu: Thanks Tsum-
*They see Suna buying rings*
*Osamu and Suna at the same time*: What're you doing here?
*Osamu and Suna at the same time*: I'm picking rings for you because I was planning on proposing to you.
*Osamu and Suna at the same time*: Oh.
*Everyone in the store starts laughing*
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7.
Atsumu: My cat died today.
Osamu: Rip that pussy-
Suna: Ayyy~ Wait... Isn't it your cat too?
Osamu: Wait- Mr. Snuffkins?
*Osamu, his eyes watering*: No...
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8.
Atsumu: Omi-omi, will you go out with me?
Osamu: No.
*Sakusa, passing by*: I wouldn't say no, commit to your role Osamu.
Atsumu: Wait huh-
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9.
*At the end of a match*
*Atsumu scores the last point against Sakusa and wins*
Sakusa: Fuck you, Miya.
Atsumu: Woah there Omi, maybe later.
Sakusa: Atsumu, we are in a match.
Atsumu: My point exactly!
Sakusa: I swear to God-
Osamu: Suna! Where was the bleach? My eyes need some right now.
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10.
Atsumu: You can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it-
*Osamu, trying to kill a spider for Atsumu*: Shut the fuck uuuup!
Atsumu: I'm just encouraging you!
Osamu: NO!
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