Savish: *giggles* Hi beautiful teachers *giggle, giggle*
Ms Happy: *looks at me "* has this little pixie been playing with pollen?"
Me: * nods * Savish, I just wanted to thank you for the flower you left on my desk.
Savish: *giggles* it looks pretty in your hair Ms gorgeous *giggles*
Ms Happy: where did you get the flower from you little gift giving elf?
Savish: *giggles* I need to go to the bathroom before I went home yesterday. *giggles* When I walked out from the bathroom I saw some pretty flowers, *giggles* so I picked one for Ms lovely. *giggles*
Ms happy: that's nice did you wash your hands?
Savish: *giggles*
Me: *I put my head in my hands great, slowly I start to bang my head on the table*. My turtle is missing and I've most likely got pee in my hair!
Ms Happy: did you see anything strange when you put the flower on the desk?
Savish: * giggles*
Me: Savish did you see anything different?
Savish: * giggles, giggle* I saw a gremlin running down the hallway.
Ms Happy: Did the gremlin leave some Nutella on the light switch?
Savish: *shakes his head*
Ms Happy: did the gremlin play with Philips pencil case?
Savish: *shakes head no*
Ms Happy: thanks Savish, why don't you go play with some of the elves.
Slavish: * runs away laughing*
Ms Happy: * looks at me* what's with the headbanging? Your way of digging for gold in your desk?
Me: I've got pee in my hair!!
Ms Happy: so? Knowing your class you most likely have snot on your clothes and cockroaches hiding your pant pockets. I have fart juice all over my shoes. Adriana sat on my shoes smiled then farted.
Me: * remains silent *
Ms Happy: he then sat on Ms Hammoud's lap and farted. Ms Sofulakas had him last year and she said she saw him fart in her fish tank.
Me: * smiles*
Ms Happy: how much do you like Ms Hammond and Ms Sofulakas
Me: there amazing.
Ms happy: can't see them getting upset about fart juice. So come on let's get going with these interviews.
YOU ARE READING
Where is my turtle?
HumorA classroom pet goes missing. Follow the journey of two teachers who try to solve this mystery while they dodge crazy parents, evil teachers and psychotics students. They teach, they learn and laugh.
