Cockroach 1: Everyone hides, Ms Daisy is coming.
Cockroach 2: where should we hide?
Cockroach 3: Quick everyone hid in the Nutella jar!
*Scurrying into the jar*
Cockroach 105: move over cockroach 30 and get your foot out of my ear 26.
Cockroach 4: I can still see her!
Cockroach 30: what's she doing?
Cockroach 4: picking up the red paint bottle.
Cockroach 26: ohhh nooo!
Cockroach 1: what's wrong? Did one of us hide in that bottle?
Cockroach 26: No, I've been pooping in that all year!
Cockroach 3: why have you been popping in that? Just poo in the bin like a normal cockroach.
Cockroach 26: It was just soo much closer.
Cockroach 2: well as long as she just uses it for the pain it should be fine.
Cockroach 105: another teacher is coming she playing with the red paint bottle. Ohh nooo! It exploded.
Cockroach 26: ohh noo my poops everywhere!
Cockroach 2: I can smell it from here.
Cockroach 105: Did you poop in the orange one?
Cockroach 26: No why?
Cockroach 105: the other teacher is throwing it on Ms Dasly
Cockroach 1: Let me see, let me see
Cockroach 3: Owww move you squished my foot
Cockroach 1: They're playing with the pink one.
Cockroach 105: Ohh noo I saw 39 hid in that one!
Cockroach 2: Your right they just squished him out of the bottle
Cockroach 30: Ohh noo, oh noo, is he ok?
Cockroach 2: Yep he seems to have landed on the side bench he looks really upset.
The teachers are now doing some kind of mating dance Ms Dasly just fell into the other teacher's arms. Now they are rolling on the floor. Cockroach 39 looks really angry he just tipped over a tub of glitter it landed all over the teachers.
Cockroach 4: The loud teacher is just walked in. I think something is wrong with her she won't stop laughing.
Cockroach 1: Someone else came in. He's yelling at the teachers... he walks outside.
Cockroach 4: There lathering up one of the teachers with paint
Cockroach 2: Do you think they are going to try and cook her?
Cockroach 105: Is paint flavouring?
Cockroach 30: Yh poop flavour want to try it?
Cockroach 26: All the kids came into the class. They can't stop laughing there dancing and painting pictures of a beach.
Cockroach 1:Philip just throw some paint into Ms Daslys hair.
Cockroach 2: She got some paint and whipped it on his face
Cockroach 30: There finally leaving
Cockroach 105: Oh noo Andrew is coming, everyone quick hides somewhere else.
YOU ARE READING
Where is my turtle?
HumorA classroom pet goes missing. Follow the journey of two teachers who try to solve this mystery while they dodge crazy parents, evil teachers and psychotics students. They teach, they learn and laugh.
