Once again, the Reds and Blues returned to the Zanzibar Fortress, or Wind Power Facility. The Warthogs and Mongoose parked while the Hornet landed.
Carolina: What's going on? Why are we stopping?
Grif: We've been driving for hours.
Carolina: And we've got a lot more ground to cover, so let's keep moving.
Kaikaina: And we're already here, bitch.
They all began getting out of their respective vehicles.
Grif: Besides, we got a system for road trips. And that system includes snack breaks, bathroom breaks, and stopping to take pictures of funny road signs.
Carolina: That's ridiculous.
Grif: Not as ridiculous as Bonner Street.
Ruby: *sighs* Just give up on that!
Grif: No! It's out there Ruby, we just have to have faith that we'll find it.
Wash and South turned to the Blues.
Wash: We should probably go stop her from killing your friend.
South: Dumbasses.
They walked off.
Caboose: Um, Tucker. I just noticed something, something really bad.
Tucker: Yeah, me too dude. I think our, wait. We actually have more girls than five years ago. Never mind, havin' a great time.
Caboose: Um, no no Tucker, um. . . yeah, we- we forgot to bring Church.
Tucker: Wait, did you just now realize that Church isn't here?
Caboose: He's not going to be pleased about this one.
Tucker: Calm down moron, we didn't leave him behind.
Caboose: Um yes, but you see, I'm not seeing him, so. . . where is he?
Epsilon appeared, smaller, and beside the Aqua soldier.
Epsilon: Eugh, you do not wanna know.
Caboose: Church! You're. . . You're so small. I would like to feed you a small cracker.
Tucker: How you liking the new place, Tinkerbell?
Epsilon: You mean your disgusting storage unit?
Tucker: What?! How is my storage unit 'disgusting'?
The Magenta Girl walked to them.
Ruby: Are you seriously asking that?
Epsilon: Yeah, for starters, I had to delete fifty gigs worth of crap just so I could fit in this thing.
Tucker: Woah, hang on a second, dude. You didn't delete my. . . er, my screenshots folder, did you?
Ruby: Screenshots? I didn't know our visors could take pictures.
Tucker: They can't! They can't! They can't!
Ruby: Woah! That's cool! Smile Caboose!
Caboose: Smiling!
Epsilon looked at Tucker and then to Ruby.
Epsilon: And that brings me to my next point.
Tucker: *sighs*
Unbeknownst to them, Carolina was already atop the windmill, observing them.
Carolina: I never would've thought Ruby would become one of the worthless idiots.
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Ten
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Now that Ruby had her memories back, she had more pressing matters to deal with. . . hunting the Director of Project Freelancer. In the past, the battle against the Resistance intensified. Agent Hawaii, not allowing h...
