The Wolfverse

Incorrect Quotes

While Damian was Robin
Babs: "Damian has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them"
Bruce: "That can't be true"
Babs: "Watch this" sticks head out the door "Hey Damian, race you to the bottom of the stairs!"
Damian: Throws himself out a window

Bruce: walks out of the kitchen with a tray of sandwiches for the kids
Damian: "What is that?"
Bruce: "Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
Damian: "You made these by yourself?" Raises an eyebrow
Bruce: "I tried but Alfred had to help"

Roy undercover
Bad guy: "If you're from Switzerland, where's your accent?"
Roy: "I lost it in a bad fall"

Bart: "They made Dick cry!"
Jason: "Dick always cries!"
Dick: "That's not true!" cries

When the boys crash at Damian's house
Damian: on the phone while cooking breakfast "I can't talk now, I'm cooking breakfast, No, you're not invited, It's just for the family... West... stop begging"

Stephanie: "Yesterday, I overheard Bart saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jason replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life"

Tim: "Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?"
Damian: "I'm a knife"
Starfire: from across the room "little spoon"

Rose: "I hope you have an explanation for this"
Tim: "We have three actually-"
Roy: "Pick your favorite"

Bruce accidental spilled coffee on Jason's favorite book
Bruce: "I'm sure it seems awful, but just try to keep some perspective"
Jason: "I hate Gotham, I hate this house, and I hate you!"
Tim: watching proudly

Jason: laying on Gurnee "But I've really learned my lesson this time"
Damian: "Have you really?"
Jason: "Really, I mean it"
Damian: "I've heard that before"
Jason: "Really? I knew the paramedics had heard it..."

Starfire: "Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!"
Rose: "Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence"
Starfire: "Oh..."
Stephanie: across the room "I don't understand how you keep forgetting that"

Wally: "Do you cook?"
Roy: "I made a cake once"
Rose: "Yeah, it was good"
Roy: "Really?"
Rose: "Don't make me lie twice, Roy"

Bart: "I've got Allen blood in my veins"
Jason: "If you wanna keep it there, you stay out of my kitchen"

Rose: "I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet, Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture"
Tim and Roy: Awwww-"
Rose: "And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything"

Jason: "Come back, please, I'll find us a ride"
Stephanie: "Those concert tickets cost me forty dollars each!"
Jason: "It's not my fault I can't drive us"
Stephanie: "You're the one who had his license taken away"
Jason: "Because my public defender wouldn't even try the insanity defense"

Damian: searching around the room
Wally: "Hey Big bird, whatcha you looking for?"
Damian: "My will to live."
Dick: walks into the room
Damian: "Oh, there it is"

Damian: "You're just sitting there happy as an idiot in Idiot Land on Idiots Get In Free Day!"
Wally: "OK, there's no such land, and I would know"

Roy: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" puts down the book "I'm not reading 387 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence"

Tim: at a murder mystery party "For free, murder is a horrible tragedy, but you charge $100 for it, and suddenly it's a sophisticated night out"

Roy: "Why do these people insist on putting their biographies in the paper, like they're so great? Beloved this and devoted that"
Tim: "Those are the obituaries"
Roy: "Well I want one about me"
Damian: "Hopefully soon"