The Wolfverse

Incorrect Quotes

Bruce: "Uh Tony there's a ten-year-old chasing Tim around with swords"
Tony: sighs "That's my son"
Bruce: "You got another one!?!!"

Dick: pouring the coffee he made "Have some coffee, Tim"
Tim: laying his head face down on the table "I don't deserve coffee"
Jason: takes a sip then gags "You deserve this"

Tim: "Dick your photo session is this Friday at six"
Pietro: "Didn't you get your picture taken last month?"
Dick: "You'd get your picture taken a lot, too, if you looked like this"

Tony: "Wait, there's something wrong with these pictures, can't put my finger on it..."
Pepper: "You're not in them?"
Tony: "That's it!"

Jason: "Frankly, Dick, being attractive can be a real burden"
Dick: "Yes, it's true"
Jason: "You don't know how lucky you are"
Tony: chokes on drink

Dick: "Is there anything wrong with what I'm wearing?" Wearing the discowing costume
Tony: "No, not if you're 4, But if you're a grown man, it's pathetic"

Jason: "when's dinner? We're starved"
Pepper: "Soon, your dad's running late"
Jason: "Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke!"

Damian: "He started it"
Tim: "How did I start it?"
Damian: "By being born first, You got the whole family off on the wrong foot"

Wanda: "I've been trying to convince him that girls find him attractive, I couldn't turn right around and refuse to go out with him"
Dick: "Oh, why not? You refuse to go out with me for the last decade!"
Wanda: "Well, that's because you have self-confidence, I can turn you down without destroying your ego"
Dick: "Well, isn't that just a FIIIINE kettle of fish? I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable!"

Pietro: "Yo, you a serious little nerd"
Tim: "No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs, Verbs are our friends, They help move along our sentences"

Tony: "why did no one tell me about Jason's play?!"
Pepper: "I left you a note"
Tony: "Well, I didn't see it!"
Pepper: "Well, how did you miss it? It was right in your favorite spot"
Tony: "And where's that?"
Pepper: "The refrigerator"

Damian: "To be quite honest, I'd written you off as being incorrigible"
Loki: "What did that child say?"
Thor: "He called you a gerbil"

Wanda: "Thank you" looks Dick in the eyes "Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more
than that"
Dick: "I understand"
Wanda: "You did good"
Dick: "You love me, don't you"

Tim: "I saw the school therapist today"
Tony: "Is he going to call me?"
Tim: "Uh... no He opted for early retirement"

Dick: accidentally sets off one of Tony's experiment
Peter: "Don't panic! If I remember correctly, the safest place to be during a nuclear explosion is in a reinforced basement"
Tim: "Not when the bomb is in the basement with you!"
Peter: "Good point... PANIC!"

Nat:" What's going on down here and why do I smell cinnamon-flavored smoke?"
Dick: "Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem, A small gastronomic goof up, A minor Betty Crocker boo boo"
Nat: turns to Tony "translate"

Young Timmy helping Clint
Clint: "Okay, you read the instructions, while I add all the pieces"
Tim: "Okay" reading "Mongu! Chico! Mondo do du chok! Wa chee! Chocum hi chip chok!"
Clint: "What are you babbling about?"
Tim: "This page is in Korean, They misspelled three words"
Clint: "You can read Korean?"
Tim:" It's a beautiful language, I'll teach you, We'll start with a common Korean phrase "No mo giet itsu mana! Mont gio sam eea!"
Clint: "Well, what's that mean?"
Tim: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Tony: "Typical, It is always tomorrow with these boys 'Clean up your room Dick' 'Tomorrow, Dad!' 'Jason Take out the trash' 'Tomorrow, Dad!' 'Tim go to sleep' 'Tomorrow, Dad!'" opens refrigerator "No root beer? When are you going to the store?"
Pepper: "Tomorrow, Dear"

Damian: crosses arms"It's impossible to find a job these days"
Peter: running into the room "I just got a job!"

Pepper: "What's wrong, honey?"
Tim: "Science class, I'm in big trouble! I may get a B"
Pietro: "I got a B once, I framed it"
Tim: "This is serious. I can't afford a B on my permanent record, From now on, no parties and no TV, In fact, I'm grounded"
Pepper: "Tim...
Tim: "Don't argue" crosses arms "Someday, I'll thank myself for this"

Undercover
Peter: lands"It's okay, I'm here"
Jason: "I know! You're standing on my back!" Laying under him

Damian: "Look, Rogers, Some people are born book-smart" points to Bruce "Others are born crafty and street-smart" points to Nat "You, I'm afraid, are neither"

Pepper: "why do you six go looking for trouble? I'm pretty sure it knows our address"

Damian: teaching Peter "That's how you hold a knife when you're whittling" changes knife position "That's how you hold a knife when you're gonna kill a man"

Pepper: "Let's not think of it as camping Let's think of it as outdoor family fun"
Tim: "But we don't wanna go"
Tony: "Fine, Forced family fun"
Jason: "You're dragging us into the woods against our will, That's kidnapping"

Peter:"Again?"

Dick"This is going to be fu-WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?!"

Damian: "Can I kill him?"
Jason: "Not in the house"
Damian: "Maximoff, come on outside. I wanna show you something"

Pepper: "When the other little kids played hide and seek, Jason started his first business"
Tony: "Every kid had a lemonade stand"
Pepper: "He opened a pawn shop"

Wanda: "He's like a nice brie soft and dreamy"
Dick: "What about me?"
Wanda: "Cheese wiz"
Jason: "Hey! Some of us enjoy Cheese wiz"

Jason: "this is ridiculous"
Dick: "my plot armor is stronger than your negativity"

Clint: "how was karaoke?"
Wanda: "Dick and Jason did a duet of Anything you can do I can do better, they were both wrong"

Tony: "For the last time we are not watching Winnie the pooh"
Dick: "Why do you hate my childhood!"

Peter: "I'm scared, everything's going dark"
Jason: "It's called night you moron"

Tony: "What's the matter with Dick?"
Pepper: "he's been bitten by the green-eyed monster"
Tony: "oh" Stands up "Damian!"

Boys sitting at the table drinking out of wine glasses
Dick: "What will we drink to?"
Jason: "It's four now why don't we drink to five?"
Damian: "we drank to five yesterday"
Tim: "then we will drink to six today"
Steve: "Uh Tony..."
Tony: "It's sweet tea"

Pepper: "I'm warning you if you throw one more rock-"
Jason: "I promise you, we won't throw one more rock"
Pepper: walks away
Jason: "She didn't say anything about throwing brick!"

Dick: "It seems like just yesterday I was sitting on your knee crying like a baby"
Tony: "That WAS yesterday"

Wanda and Damian watching a movie
Wanda: "Can you imagine what it's like to live in the same city as your brother, and not see him for five years?"
Damian: "No" glaring at Tim from across the room "but I'd like to give it a try"

Pepper comforting Dick after his first break up
Pepper: "there's more to life than relationships and looks"
Dick: "Really?"
Tony: "Really?"

Peter: "I just don't think it's very smart to make rude gestures at other drivers"
Damian: "He cut you off"
Peter: "That doesn't matter You do not antagonize a man whose bumper sticker says "If you're close enough to read this, I'll kill you!" "
Jason: "This feels familiar"
Dick:"We had the same conversation word for word the first time I drove you and Tim"

Pepper: "Did you like the cake?"
Jason: "Yes"
Pepper: "You didn't say anything"
Jason: "I ate seven slices If that's not a tribute to cake I don't know what is"
Pepper:"..."
Jason: "eating speaks louder than words!"
Pepper: grumbles "You know, your education was worth every penny"