Just felt like making something stupid and really inaccurate- I mean. Everything is inaccurate in this book, but anyways-
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Killer smiled a little and leaned against Nightmare was just watching everyone being drunk out of their minds, semi-hungover or just tired of everyone's shit. Or maybe that was just Error being himself. No... actually that was Blueberry. Looks like he finally broke, now Killer had an idea.
"Alright everyone! Come here, I wanna play a game! Let's play truth or dare!" He called out. Nightmare gave a noticeable groan at the game.
Now that everyone was seated, and Killer had explained the rules and how the game worked. Dream raised his hand. "So. We're not gonna question we have a person who sees hallucinations, a cannibal, a literal glitch and a stripper in this room?"
"Don't question it! And since you did Dream, you can start!" Killer laughed, because fuck logic.
Dream gave a sigh and began. "Whatever. Truth or dare Dust."
Dust glanced over and hummed, waving around at the air around him. "No not you paps, he was talking to me. I'll take truth."
Dream paused, glanced around the room and stared right at his brother. Dead in his single eye. "Have you ever watched hentai with Cross?"
Cross visibly twitched and nudged Dream's arm, clearly not liking that he was so suddenly called out for his actions. Lust giggling a little and winked at Cross.
Dust laughed a little, obviously liking how brutal the questions were. "Hell yeah. Ain't no point in denying that I didn't. I did. Horror, truth or dare."
Horror's hands were tapping against the floor as he just stared at the wall. Before glancing at Dust and nodding a little to him, Dust seemed to understand perfectly as he just continued-
"I dare you to go up to Nightmare and lick him. Then tell us exactly what he tastes like."
Nightmare's tentacles slithered around him defensively, obviously not liking this dare. Staring down Horror with a death glare. Horror didn't notice, as usual. He just crawled over and gave him a kitten lick on the cheek. Then reported back to his original spot next to Dust.
"He tastes like teenage depression, a shit-ton of angst and also a small dose of apples."
He turned away to the next in line to Cross. "Truth or dare snack."
Cross went quiet, his face went dark and muttered. "My name is not snack, oreo or zebra. And I'll pick truth since all of you will probably just torture me."
Horror tsk'ed. "Boooo. You aren't any funnn~ Whatever, have you ever let Dream dominate you?"
He went quiet and he was basically stunned as Dream started cackling. "Since when was he ever a top? Is this some joke Horror?" Dream was crying from laughter.
Now everyone was quiet. What- the fuck?-
After Cross unfroze, he just moved on quickly. "Error truth or dare?"
Error took a long pause, maybe he had momentarily glitched out. "Since I don't trust anyone in this room, I'll take dare. Because obviously these questions are personal."
Cross nodded in agreement and thought for a moment. "I want you to go up to Fell and just scream in his face, no questions. Just do it."
Error raised a brow, but shrugged and fell through a portal- it remained open and all anyone could hear was the loud scream of Error's broken voice- and Fell cursing at him.
Soon he returned and sat back down. "That actually felt pretty good. He did try and slap me. Anyways, Killer truth or dare."
Killer hummed and sat back a little. "Truth."
"What was the worst sexual experience you've had with Nightmare?"
"I- Wha?-"
"You heard me. Answer the damn question Killer. You're usually so open about your life with Nightmare, so this shouldn't be annnyyy different..." Error grinned evilly.
"No. I was just confused at the fact you doubt Nightmare's skill- motherfucker. You have a night with this bitch-"
Nightmare kinda just stared at Killer, then his tentacles slowly curled around him. And now he was just a squishy ball of goop. Ink looked concerned.
"Is he?-"
"Don't worry Ink, he's perfectly fine in there. Just- let him rest there for a minute. Anyways! Ink truth or dare!"
Ink then began to fumble with his hands and his eyes flickered into multiple shapes and colors. Then Error gave a glitched groan. "He'll take dare."
Killer grinned. "As revenge for upsetting Nightmare, you and Ink will make-out in front of everyone."
Error visibly twitched. "Hell. No. I'll kill you Killer."
Killer's grin only widened as Ink looked up and frowned, taking Error's chin and turning him to face himself. "It's just kissing Error. It isn't important is it?"
Error's whole face- just became yellow. Then basically dived down to steal a kiss from Ink. Full-on making out in front of everyone.
And afterwards, Error lagged and glitched out so much. He just- froze. Now he was rebooting.
Ink turned and smiled over at Dream. "Truth or dare!"
Dream yawned a little and stretched. "I'll take truth thanks..."
An hour or so- let's say things go heated. Very heated, now people were being kissed all over and playing seven minutes and heaven.
And then finally, Nightmare uncurled and was called onto.
Lust smirked and leaned back, tilting his head. "Nighty baby, truth or dare~"
Now I won't lie, Nightmare had fallen asleep for the past hour and yawned. "Dare." He didn't even process who had asked him the question.
"You and Killer, bedroom~"
Killer just began to laugh. "Lust! You're my best friend but you can't just tell people to fuck!"
Lust's smirk dropped. "You want me to expose all your kinks? And your fantasies? Go to the bedroom. And fuck."
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I does not write deh sin.
