This is a video on how Killer met Goopmare in my Version. This is also from a rp with a good friend of mine, So hewooooo.
"Alright...I got the camera on...is the mic even working properly? Ach- Hold on-" Killer would approach the camera carefully, fixing around the mic. "Alright...I think that made it better. So this is a weird video to make, not like I'm posting it. Just making it for your own enjoyment. And of course for me so uh...yep...So as a 'Mature Adult'" Killer used air quotes, because mature doesn't exist for him.
"You might be in a mood. Like that one forbidden mood you can't talk about with your friend group, unless you wanna make everything awkward between them and you- I should know...made that mistake before. So with that mood comes certain thoughts, that again. You shouldn't talk about with friends- Unless they have the same dirty mind you do." Killer just glances at the photo of Horror.
"Sometimes those feelings don't needa be sexual. Just like...fluffy bullshit. Like mostttt of my relationship with Goopmare. Most is the keyword. I mean, it's never Exactly him who starts the feeling half the time, it's usually just me being the 'horny shit' I always am." More air-quotes. "And before we were even a thing, Some WHORE. Thought it would a good idea to try some shit, So I did what I was good at and...cursed at him in Russian." Glaring up at the photo of Cross.
Killer cleared his throat. "Anyways, as much as I would love to talk shit about Cross right now, that's not what you came here to listen about, Oh well. This is my video anyways. So have fun listening to me ramble until I get to the part you wanna hear about." Killer would just shrug, leaning back into his chair.
"Welp. Let's get the mushy shit over with. As far back as my mind could remember, Nightmare had met me when he was like...a young adult? I was only a few years younger than him. Murdering blah blah. Got closer to him since he liked the way I was less stupid than the rest of the assholes. Yeah yeah, eventually fell in love with Outer and Color. Turns out Outer was uh...not a nice person. Then Color turned out to be a traitor and wayyyy to 'protective' of me."
Killer sighed softly, his arms subtly shaking. "Well after I broke off those assholes, I found myself in UnderLust and well...Let's just say I learned a lot more than I should. Bye the way, Pole-dancing is like...pretty fun when you do it with a friend like Lust. Dunno why people say he's a bad guy, he's just doing what he needs to keep rent cheap." Killer's arms are still somewhat shaky, but it's less noticeable now.
"Welp. After a couple years of whatever that was, I decided to go back to being 'normal' Aka. Go insane again in my empty timeline, but ya know. Not kill anything? So yeah, I spend most of my time thinking and staring at walls in snowdin. Exploring mainly, eventually though, I found a cat. No idea where this Calico cat came from but it didn't bother me, I just just took it. I started finding rabbits around. Five rabbits and two cats, The cat I had found was pregnant. So uh...yep."
"So yayyyyy. I have animals to keep me company, I had stopped talking to everyone else, So when I heard that a party was happening in another timeline that Ink had set up. I figured that it would be nice for the to just uh...See me, even for a little bit...Yeah it was for me to raise my sanity. So yeah, I walk into the party. Wanna know what I saw? Classic was talkin' to Sci, The Frisk's were all gathered and plotting something, while Ink was harassing Error. Dream and Blue were whispering."
Killer chuckled at the memory of that. "We had Cross trying to fuck EmpireVerse Nightmare, I don't think he knew that wasn't actually Nightmare. So I'm just walking through this place,Not exactly caring. As I'm about to go upstairs, I turn and see Boss sitting on the couch! So you can imagine, how much happiness had built in me to see Boss. So I'm just staring, at Boss whose just watching all this chaos with like...no emotion."
Killer's smile grew. "I can remember...he was um. Sitting on top of the couch's backboard since two other people were already sitting down on it, So I just sat down started a slight conversation with him. It was mainly about how bad of an idea this party was and wondering how much longer before chaos started. Turns out verrryyyyy soon, So I'm getting up to get a drink. I come back and see some stupid Outertale Frisk in the area I was sitting."
"And since I'm not a sensitive bitch, I go up to this kid and ask them to move. This asshole said no, the urge to start yelling at them in Russian was there. But it was a kid, I'm not that dramatic. Then this kid just gets up and leaves, I shake it off, sit back down and start talking to Nightmare again. We start talking again, then he says something about Chaos was about to happen. I didn't believe him."
"Then this kid comes back up to me with Sans, and a red hand-print on their face. My first thought was 'Finally someone smacked this kid' then realized they were coming up to me, so I thought. 'Oh shit he was right-' and yep. Chaos happened, Then Sans came back with some stoopid lie detector. So I take the damn thing and use it, I wasn't lying when I said 'I didn't smack them.' So they left me alone, I swear to god. I hate Outertale man."
Killer chuckled a bit, sighing. "Yeah but soon we stumbled into that Positivity Weirdo, and this version was a female fox. No seriously, A female. Fox. Version. Of Dream. So we're still hanging out on the couch, this little fox girl is just...curled up on the couch looking scared as hell with all the noise happening around them. As a person who loves animals, this was sad to me. So I start talking to this little Dream Fox, then this kid. This kid."
"This Fox was small- like small. Not bitty small, but smaller than Blue...and that's not an accomplishment. Once I've made this kid feel comfortable...Dream slowlyyyy started to get into my lap, my first thought was. 'What the fuck!?-' then realized it was a fox and that comforted me a bit, but then it fell asleep-" Killer restrained his laughter.
"Keep in mind, my boss is like...right besides me. He can see alllll of this happening, soon this Fox woke up, And starts getting closer and closer to my face. Hell. No. My first thought was. 'Nonono! No rape!' So out natural instinct...I start crying and push this kid away. I start fucking yelling and more and more chaos happened. The fox ran out the house, crying. Original Dream starts trying to hug me more, I start telling the to stop touching me-"
Killer twitched his neck back a bit. "Pure. Chaos. Soon though, both Dreams ran out crying while I had the worst headache I've had in a while, I had gotten up when the fox tried to hug me, I so sat back down. Barely even able to see with all that PTSD flashing over me, it was honestly horrible."
"So uh...Somehow don't ask me how, Nightmare came back to my AU. Thennnn wellll. I was at my empty grillby's. Doing the usual, getting drunk and soon Ink just- fell outta portal. Dropped one of his vials on the floor and launched himself back into the portal, pretty sure he was having a battle with Error, I didn't care though. I just picked up the vial, drank it. Then just left, The drug effects Kinda messed with the vial's effects, to it started up late."
"So I'm now at uh. I'm at Waterfall, just talking and rambling to myself and eventually, Noot Noot found me. Then...the timing of the vial effects were soooo perfect. If you hadn't figured it out yet it was the Pink vial, 'Lust' or 'Love' so...don't tell Nightmare about this or he'll kill me, but...I fucked him. Like. With no mercy. Don't believe me? Look at his neck while he's asleep, he has a bite marks allll over his collarbone and chest."
Then Nightmare would come in, his tentacles curling and uncurling behind him, while Killer let out a awkward chuckle. "Heya...Nighty..." Nightmare dragged him up and out of the chair, holding him by his shirt's collar. "Turn off the camera Killer." "Why...?" "Do it." Killer sighed, turning off the camera and looked back at Nightmare. "Sorry Night..."
"I'll forgive you...Later tonight."
"Was that a sex joke?-"
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I have like. Three or two other drafts to do right now. *sigh*
I tried making it longer for you guys ;w:
