Attack On Titan: One Shots + Headcanons

Headcanons! Dating Sasha (Modern AU)

(A/N: Look at the picture ya'll ASFCGV that'll make ya puthay throb 😫)

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- Not a second of your life would be dull with a girlfriend like Sasha!

- She got piercings done with Eren when she was drunk, now she claims she doesn't remember any of it LMAO-

- Tickles you at the most random times! Anything to hear your laugh

- She tends to tease you about your laugh, (because you probably sound like a dying bird reader chan) but, she's in love with it 🥺

- While we're on the topic of teasing, she teases a lot in general! If you're anything shorter than her 5'6 figure, get ready to hear the short jokes!

- In terms of social media, she'll occasionally post pictures on Instagram, but I see her posting more on Snapchat with her crazy adventures and shaky pics of you

- She's always lit at parties!! Smuggling food, starting dance battles, she's the life of the party and everyone knows it

- She likes to drink body shots off you 😳

- Usually licks it from your neck or breast area and she wants everyone to watch so they know who you belong to and-

- AHEM anyways 😳

- She tends to eat too much at parties so she'll usually fall asleep on your lap

- And you better rub her back lovingly! Or she'll bitterly wake up and attempt to eat Jean's hand again LMAO-

- On days where you come back from lessons tired, she'll order sooo much food from chipotle! And it's all your favourite combos because she knows you too well 😌

- She shares her food with you, buuuttt she agrees to it only if you let her feed you !!

- When your mouth is full of food, she'll poke your cheeks with a giggle and call it "chipmunk cheeks"

- Sasha really likes to spoil you too. She even got a job at some point so she could earn enough money to spoil you

- Unfortunately she got fired a month later because they caught her eating the food on the CCTV camera LMAO-

- Jokes on them though! They still had to pay her for the month and she was able to take you out on a date to a fancy restaurant!

- I've mentioned this before but her and Connie definitely speak to you through vine references to see who you get mad at first

- If you get mad at her first, she'll just smirk because she loves it when you get fiesty with her 😩

- Anyways stan modern gf Sasha for clear skin guys