Day after Day (Days Union Oneshots)

what are aaliyah and weasley up to today yep normal not suspicious at all

yes aliyah and wealsgt are doing stuff

is it illigal? nno

they only go to steal greats bank info anf creadit card since theyre broke

im wrting this while tired on purpose so its funnier but i literally cant type our names correctly so just expect to see ali and weasel. the title took much longer than i want to admit

Ali and Weasel were chilling in their home around midday. Weasel was doing what ever fucking computer work they were doing idk anf Ali was online window shopping on their couch together.

"I really want to get some of these things, but like, I'm broke and that means you are to since we share finances." Ali showed Weasel his phone screen, displaying a generic online store;s home page.

"I could rea;;y use some new outfits, and well, our toaster exploded like lasy month. Not to mention our carpet setting on fire." Weasel glanced towar sd the kitchen.

"Well, unless this cities terrible economy picks up anytime soon, we're not gonna be getting that." Aliu went back to his scrolling. Weasel went back to their computer shit untul Ali got an idea.

"Wait. WhIle pretty much everyone in this city is broke, including the operaatives, theres one person that cant be. Great themself!" Ali exclaimed.

"That sounds fun, but like, isn't that impossible?" Weasel looked up from the compiter screen.

"yes but no" Ali then explained his improve plan, znd dragged Weasel on board. So after packing a few essensial things, they left their house to head to Great's residence. Their place wasn't far from the town sqaure, which wasnt too far from Zone Three adn Great's place itself.They didnt really pack actual bags and just kind of shoved everything in their pockets, which was very strange considering what they were bringing, but thats not for now..

"Why didn't we call an uber or soemthing again?" Weasel asked, already sick of walking. They really needed to get out more,

"We're broke, remember? I mean we're not gonna be in an hour or so but we are now. I'm not even sure if Uber exists in this universe anyways. Actually, i think it might be illigal to own a car if youre not an operative, I'm not sure. Nobody has one so" Ali looked over at his comapnion, who was dyijf inside

"Oh right. Curse this place. Uber might be expensive but if it existed we might have been able to at least setal a car." Wreasl and Ali conitued on their merry way, having an extreaemly bizzare conversation.

"Hey, do you remember that thing we were talking about like an hour or two ago, when you said Ffs__VAHQHQBXA OMG and WFS0JG?" Weasel asked as they made their way to what was probably the pits of hell.

"Yeah, what about it? I mean, those werent really too close a nd we were texting in thw same room but yeah." Ali responded.

"We can buy that mug set with the money we're about to burgle. we can have man face mug."

"winning smile plate."

these fucking weirdos,

anyways

"Do you remember what time were supposed to get home? According to real time, it'll probably be like seven am tommorrow since medication doesnt kick in super fast adn we have so much to do but fanfiac logic says we can be home by dinner." Weasle asked Ali. Weasel was just super clueless, even thought they had ripped the universe apart byt the seams by knowing that they were in a fanfic in teh first place and should know everything espically since tehinally they were the one writing it, but whtaever

"WHile realism is fun, I want to be able to get home on time. I dont value sleeping but I do want to be in my room. It's ok, we're in a fanfic writtten by someone at four am without spell check so anything goes." Ali shrugged.