/watching chiLdrEn 👶🏻
ps😕i hate children 🤬
ENJÖY🤩😛😤😭😝😩~~~~
pov: ur watching a little boy😞 sucks to be uwyatt;
*plays tag with u both*
*makes lunch 🥗 *
- talks to the child abt mario kart😫
-child almost dies abt 7 times
-accidentally teaches the kiddo how to start an orange on fire🤷♀️gaten;
*creates obstacle course for yall*
-makes the kid cry on accident by roasting him🤨
-plays barney soundtrack on repeat
-tries to get the kid to gamblemillie;
*takes tons of pictures*
- makes mac n cheese for a snack😘
-creates a geocaching game for y'all
-buys you flowers when you're done.
-paints y'alls nailssadie;
you guys get ice cream
*kid sleeps whole time so u two watch tv*
lots of backyard & pool funone time i watched a lil boy and he pulled a knife on me and slapped my ass a bunch. kids are so cute! <3
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