Hamilton characters as things I've said

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Alexander: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK OR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB (I said that to my friend who was showing people the image at the top)

Aaron: Sweet Jesus help this child

Hercules: Wait, I don't like the spy spy, I like the musical spy. There's a difference

Lafayette: *insert my mom trying to make me do my algebra hw* YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *proceeds to run out the door*

John Lauren's: NONONO MOM STOP THE CAR! We need to save that turtle, it's John Lauren's birthday

Philip: *walks in with stickers all over my face* *grabs a drink* I hope you know that a toddler did this to me *leaves*

King George III: Guys I've seen Hamilton, I know what I'm doing. *she did not know what she was doing*

Peggy: *performs singing in the rain* *walks in my house* *slips and falls*

Angelica: I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN! I DONT NEED ANY HELP FROM A MAN! *can't reach the top shelf* hey Hayden can u help me?

Maria Reynolds: *talking about Oak* I need to become 33 right now so this man can rail the fuck out of me

Eliza: *talking about Oak yet again* IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN! I WOULD GIVE HIM MY BLUE FLAVORED EVERYTHING

Samuel: HEY LISTEN UP ASSHOLES I HA- omg is that a butterfly?! *runs to chase it*

Thomas Jefferson: *walks up to my friend* *accidentally flirts with him* *he asks me out* *I say no*

James Madison: *wrapped up in a blanket burrito sick* I'm literally dying *continues coughing and watching my little pony*

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