💓💞Pick up lines they use 💞💓

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Alex: I'm doing an essay on the beautiful things in life. Can I use you as an example

Burr: Hey are you a bullet because your looks are killer. (I came up with that one and I'm not proud)

Philip: How 'bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks

My Mulligan: I'm going to bone you like a corset. So much steel boning that you won't be able to walk right for a week

My wittle baguette: My name is Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette, I know it's long but I'm gonna need you remember it because you'll be screaming my name all night.

John: Are you a heat lamp because you make my turtle come out of its shell

King George III: I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love

SICK BOI: You're hotter than my fever

Thomas: If I had a star for every time you've brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand



YO SO I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD ADD THE SCHYULER SISTERS TO THIS FOR ALL OF MY BI AND GAY BEANS

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