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The Right Honorable Johnathan Lowell Spencer-Muplor sat in his father's study staring blind–eyed at the letter in front of him.
Still not quite believing what he had read he put the various pages of the letter in order and started reading again from the top:
"My dearest son (the letter began) If you are reading this it is because, like all other mortals, I have passed on to what lies beyond.
Shortly, you will be assuming the family title of Prince of Great Flaurina you will be thrust into the duties and conventional responsibilities which will now dominate your public life. I wish you all success. Having said that, I have absolutely no doubt that you will conduct yourself with the dignity, integrity and honesty such duties require and entail.
Shortly, you will be assuming the family title of Prince of Great Flaurina you will be thrust into the duties and conventional responsibilities which will now dominate your public life. I wish you all success. Having said that, I have absolutely no doubt that you will conduct yourself with the dignity, integrity and honesty such duties require and entail.
Shortly, you will be assuming the family title of Prince of Great Flaurina you will be thrust into the duties and conventional responsibilities which will now dominate your public life. I wish you all success. Having said that, I have absolutely no doubt that you will conduct yourself with the dignity, integrity and honesty such duties require and entail.
As my health has been gradually deteriorating for some considerable time, I have been taking steps to try to ease your path in some of the areas in which you may be neither well-advised nor currently well-skilled.
Alas, no time was available to arrange your introduction into one of the greatest areas of both potential bliss and danger a man can ever contemplate - the wiles of womanhood. Although fraught with danger, the female of the species can also be a source of eternal pleasure and enjoyment, if handled correctly.
Today, in the time of our good Queen, we are seemingly bound by the concept that bare flesh and nudity should never be publicly displayed, nor mentioned in polite society; and that the only reason men and women should have sexual intercourse is to procreate our species.
