Irondad and Spiderson ONESHOTS

Papa Stark do do do

"So they flew around breaking the sound barrier, they went wooosh and woosh and zig and zag and they chase and then the fight planes went to the target and drop the bomb like booooommm.... Say aaaaaaahhhhh"

Tony didn't get the expected reaction from the pouty ten months old who somehow learned to sit cross armed to show his resistance... But what he heard was snickering of his wife from the sofa as she tried to muffle her laughs behind the magazine she pretended to read...

"Ha ha ha... Laugh it up all you want, this little brat never be so stubborn when it's your turn to feed... But when its my turn, little boss gets all the attitude huhm.. " Tony wiggle the spoon full of apple sauce in front of his kid only for the said kid to reject the offer AGAIN..

"You know honey.... He won't eat until you start it... He never does... "
Pepper laughed at the dramatics of his boys , both too stubborn to back off..

"No noo no no.... I need to wein off too here from that God awful song.... It would damage his little head... Nope... He could listen to Taylor Swift if he want but not that... " Tony again tried to feed his kid a spoon full as chug chug train only to get it splated on his face with well timed hand waves from his ten month old..
"Do dooo dooo doo do" Peter kept on bouncing up and down on his high chair with his chubby hands in the air...

"Tony, be a bigger man and let your kid eat.... " Pepper gave a stern look to the billionaire under which he obliged

"FINEEE, FRIDAY play 'baby share"

"Of course boss" Even his AI was enjoying his creator's misery....

As the nursery poem started in the penthouse speakers..Peter gave a happy noise and started bouncing with more vigour....
"Ok too so will you now eat this... Look here comes the car all wooooshhhh.. " So in the first time in last half an hour, the Apple sauce reached its correct destination....

As the song blasted around the house Tony cursed under his breath...as he continued to feed his baby..

"I am blaming Clint to introduce Pete to this curse to this human kind.... "
But what else could Tony do than to bear the pain happily as he saw Peter happily bounce on his butt with apple sauce in his gums and those baby shine in his eyes.... Maybe he will suffer few more weeks... But then this song will never be played in his tower , he promised himself...