Peter Parker One Shots

{Twitter AU - 1}

Disclaimer: I own not. You sue not.

TW: Nothing? Ig? Just Petey being chaotic.

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PBParker@FavIntern
i was told not to make a Twitter account... so naturally, i did :)

FlashThompson@CoolestMan
You still going on about your fake internship, Penis?

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
PETER BENJAMIN PARKER

PBParker@FavIntern
oh no-

FlashThompson@CoolestMan
What the shit-

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
What did I tell you?

PBParker@FavIntern
Don't make a Twitter account?

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
And what did you do?

PBParker@FavIntern
I made a Twitter account?

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
Do you see what's wrong here?

PBParker@FavIntern
Idk Mr. Stark, I'm suddenly Jared 19

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
kID-

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CornChip@Yummy
Yo is the @/FavIntern guy legit?

SalsaDip@Delicious
He had a whole ass conversation with Tony Stark, whaddya think, Samantha?

CornChip@Yummy
Shut your fuc James

CornChip@Yummy
Anygays, he seems like a whole mood and I love him

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PBParker@FavIntern
@FrozenPopsicle

SteveRogers@FrozenPopsicle
Yeah?

PBParker@FavIntern
Binch

BuckyBarnes@DwImArmless
Stop making my boyfriend sad Parker.

PBParker@FavIntern
Your boyfriend ate our gummy bears 

BuckyBarnes@DwImArmless
HE DID WHAT??

SamWilson@TiredBird
why is Barnes chasing Cap around the compound?

SamWilson@TiredBird
Oh nvm

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R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
@FavIntern

PBParker@FavIntern
yee?

R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
Can you tell us about Tony Stark being an Idiot?

PBParker@FavIntern
*gasp* i WoUlD nEvEr BeTrAy HiM lIkE tHaT

PBParker@FavIntern
Who am I kidding ofc I will

IWont@HesitateBEECH
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R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
Omg he's posted a whole ass video-

IWont@HesitateBEECH
Like I said- Icon

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R-Rebecca@ItsNotWhatYouThink
THE VIDEO IS 45 MINUTES LONG

Depressed@Lol
My Life Is Complete.

IWont@HesitateBEECH
You missed the important part. It says part 1/47

CornChip@Yummy
Holy shi-

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TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
@FavIntern Kid you're in so much trouble.

PBParker@FavIntern
*chuckles* I'm in danger

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
i can see you on the cameras...

PBParker@FavIntern
@GITC Bro when I die I want to give all my legos to you, give my books and notes to MJ and a big punch to Flash bcs he's a binch and I want everyone to know my deepest darkest secret whis is

LeedyWeedy@GITC
Tony Stark got to him before he could finish

TStark@YouKnowWhoIAm
:)

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A/N: Sorry if this is shorttt :( I've had this in my drafts for quite some time so I wanted to get it out. Gimme ideas for part 2 :D