Peter Parker One Shots

{HAH! I Got Kidnapped(2)}

Requested by Sirenette on ao3: Oh god this was hilarius! I need the conclusion to this. Tony "saving" Peter and then idk celebrating with burgers or somethibg idk.

This is going to be fun :D

TW: Crack treated seriously. Or maybe this is just crack lol.

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"Release my kid," Tony declared, bursting into the warehouse.

"Hey, Mr. Stark," Peter cheerfully waved, cheeks puffed up with a sandwich.

"Hey kid," Tony smiled at him, "You all," he pointed at the kidnappers, "Come here."

They walked over to him, and with a rope which he brought out of nowhere, he tied them up tightly, then patted their backs, "Kidnapping is bad, but thank you."

"Come on, kid, we need to talk," Tony said, already walking out. 

"Okay, bye Mr. Kidnappers," Peter waved at them, then ran after his mentor.

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At a Burger Place.

"Kid you shouldn't get kidnapped for not wanting to come to a gala," Tony said sternly, "What if they were dangerous people?" he asked, taking a huge bite of his cheeseburger.

"My spidey sense wasn't buzzing for them, Mr. Stark," Peter said, attacking his cheeseburger with a lightsaber, then eating it.

"God, I wish I had spidey sense," Tony groaned, then sipped his Coke, "But good work kid, you got us out of the gala."

Peter grinned and high-fived his mentor.

"Oh really?"

Tony froze and looked up from his burger. Peter was looking somewhere behind him, eyes wide. He slowly turned in his seat. 

Pepper Potts was standing there in an elegant red dress, arms crossed and glaring at them.

"Heeeeey Pep," Tony said, guiltily chewing his burger and swallowing, "Fancy seeing you here."

Pepper raised an eyebrow, then...

"Sorry Miss Potts/Pep," Peter and Tony screeched as she twisted their ears.

"What am I going to do with you two?" Pepper asked, releasing them. Peter rubbed his ear and glared at Tony as if it was his fault.

"Get dressed, there's still time for the gala," Pepper commanded, then strode out.

Peter and Tony gaped at her.

"I got kidnapped for nothing?" Peter asked tearfully.

"Seems like it kid," Tony whispered.

Queen Pepper came back and dragged both of them out by the back of their shirts. 

The. End.