【𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒】[DISCONTINUED]

Incorrect Quotes

[Here's something since I haven't posted anything here in awhile.]

Akaashi: why are you smiling?

Hinata: can't I just be happy?

Tsukishima: Atsumu tripped in the parking lot.

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Hinata: I can't believe we're stuck in this room with together!

Bokuto, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.

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some gc bokuto created

Bokuto: first one to reply is gau

Bokuto: *gay

Bokuto: wait...

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Terushima: hi! Just calling to see if you still love me!

Hinata: Terushima, it's two in the morning.

Hinata:

Hinata: and no, I don't and never will. *hangs up*

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Kizumi: ugh, I couldn't sleep last night.

Hinata: someone told me once that if you can't sleep well, that means someone's thinking about you.

Kizumi: who would be thinking about me at three am??

*the camera pans to Eito who is nervously sweating.*

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Atsumu: I'm gay.

Osamu: Water's wet, I'm amazing, Hinata's hot.

Atsumu: what

Osamu: I thought we were saying obvious things

Hinata: did you just say I'm hot?

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Hinata: *holding Kuroo by the collar, glaring at him* where. Is. My. Cat?

Kuroo's brain: play dumb

Kuroo: what's a cat?

Kuroo's brain: NOT THAT DUMB!

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Hinata: I'm sorry for all the things I've said

Oikawa: and for punching me in the face?

Hinata: now you're pushing it

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Atsumu: all in all, a 100% successful trip!

Sugawara: we lost Hinata!

Atsumu: all in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Kuroo: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Kenma: you're a hazard to society

Sugawara: and a coward. Do twenty.

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Sugawara: give me one reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now!

Atsumu: because I'm cute?

Hinata: no. You are not. Don't lie to yourself.