Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)

Hank Headcanons

so we meet again

My headcanons for hank j wimbleton hhj

Mainly meant for the stori

- he likes memes and will annoy people (when he is booorrreeed)

- he doesn't like being called honk, dont call him honk he is not tiky

- he is very cheesy when it comes to calling da(baby) reader nicknames. He cringes at his own cheesiness

- he likes spoonz 🥄

- he is a cat person obviously person readinggggg (give him a cat and you + him = 😶😶😶😶🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭)

- he snorts nesquik when he's bored, which is not pog because agent torture likes nesquik <:(

- he kisses the reader whenever he can, even if its in front of his homies #kissingthehomiesgoodnight

Dont ask how he can kiss idkk howwwww

- if he has a crush on somebody he makes it way too obvious hhhhjjjjjjssjjskdldlcodienfnt

- he destroyed 777k speakers from just blasting that one song i cannot mention ((he still does this))

- he wears that one drip hoodie to annoy the reader bc they dont like it and its the funni

- he loves the reader with all of his heart but doesn't show it bc tricky makes fun of him sometimesssssszzzz

Okay who allowed me to write? And its three AM lesss goooo