Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)

Tricky talks to his son ft. Jeb and y/n wtf

He is talking to his son tiky

Father and son bondingggggggggg

I guess the reader is involved mega plot twist omg

THIS IS BASED OFF THE FUNKY PAGE SAYING TRICKY WAS TIKYS SON BC ITS FUNNY AND I LIKE THE IDEA

Tiky being trickys son is the best thing

Reader gender neutral i guess

The best or worst chapter

Wow first time the reader is involved with a filler chapter i fucking guessn

Somewhere in damn nevada (lol)

Tiky was just vibin, trying to get into a fuckin cookie jar until jeb noticed it lol/ idfk why theres a cookie jar shut the hell your mouth. Jeb slowly takes the small clown away from the damn jar trying to not get bit (his dad bites and his son learned that oh god)

Don't get weird with the information of tricky biting people i will yell at you like jebus but in cablecrow language

Once he takes the damn child away from the fuckin jar he gives the little guy a cookie since that's obviously what he was going for. For about two seconds of t-posing and melting into the fucking ground tricky comes back looking like he got his ass kicked to hell and back, "bruh did you fuckin fight the idiots again" jeb said removing every single piece of seriousness he had. "Yes" tricky the mother fucking clown replied, picking up his son and putting him in his hand since he's a tiny little shit that somehow is as powerful as god himself.

lol

y/n walks in i guess, saying no words lmao. Jebus looks at y/n and gets epicly furious lmaooooooaoaoaoaoaoaoooooooo- he walks up to them like fUCKING SIR PELO and epicly smacks them and tells them to touch grass (he saw ur sins guys ong) y/n refuses so jeb just flat out goes god mode extreme (he should've been the new smash character) and drags them epicly. There's no grass in nevada but why the cuck not

Pretend there's grass somewhere in nevada even though that's legitimately impossible since dumbass hank and other guys made it all rock.

When those two left, tricky slowly puts his son down, tiky still eating his cookie since its kinda big for em (he is very tiny) lmao. Tiky i guess takes a break off the damn cookie and looks up at tricky lookin at him with a confused ass look i fucking guess. Until he sees an epic scar on his dads hand lol, "how did that happen?" Tiky asked putting his small hands on the scar

Im picturing this in my head rn and it's oddly cute what

"Thats a long story i guess" he replied lol, "wats the story" tiky said out of fuckin curiosity. Tricky knowing that if he explained they'll be here for hours just looks at the little guy while he looked back, eventually explaining the story to the kid

Father and son bonding omfg

Two hours later jeb comes back with y/n DONT YOU FUCKING GET SUS IN THE COMMENTS LMAO‼️ and they both look like they tried recreating a very epic dangerous stunt that a youtuber said dont try this at home on bc funny. Nothing much is going on since the two clown idiots are distracted lollll

Idk what else to put here

Im bored and tired

Part two is never

Nerves from smoke em out struggle hits harder at 11PM