Hank woke up in the middle of the night after having an intense fever dream about nesquik, for some reason that weird ass dream mads him a bit hungry so he sprung up outta bed like people on their way to roast Dhar Mann's newest video and went out to the kitchen i guess.
Jebus was there playing fortnite on deimos' console because he fucking hates him and hank just stumbled around everywhere like he just had LSD, shrooms and all that forbidden good shit. Jebus heard nothing and continued gaming, so hank gets his ugly ass up and grabs the nearest snack that smiles back gold fish type beat shit, he grabs a box of cheese-its that deimos left out for some reason. He begins eating the cheese-its with the crust on
Bros is the type of mf to bite into a kitkat with the wrapping on and still enjoy it
He continues eating the cheese-its until there's nothing but the box left which he consumed in the matter of the seconds i had with your parents. Jebus stopped gaming and witnessed it all and sent hank to the shadow realm
Sadly jeb fucking failed like a dumbass and sent him to nesquik world where hank just snorted everything ever because bros just like that.
Hank J. Wimbleton died a tragic death of snorting so much nesquik he shorted milk and did some epic battling. His body was found covered in chocolate milk, oreos and cheese.
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Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though