Dear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though
HI ITS ME IM ALIVE UNFORTUNATELY DUDUDIDISIDIIDJSKSKDJSLKD ♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️
pls don't bully me because I deleted the original!1!2!2!1!2! *cries in sanfords man tiddies*
Reader is gender neutral because HHHHHHHHHGHHG
Go do your worship and prayer with jeb it's Sunday you fuckers
Anyways to the story (kill me)
y/n and jebus were chilling because there's nothing better to do in nevada unless you wanna be covered in cheese (and dead). It was surprisingly very quiet until auditor showed up, yall simps your man is here GO TAKE UR FUCKIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!! Auditor walks up to jeb and asks a fuckin question in the most SWAG VOICE everrrrr "ay man, can i have ur halo" he asks because ur mom lol. "Uh. No" jeb replies because he's a fuckin chad lmaooaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaa. (I want death)
IM LISTENING TO NINJAGO WHILE WRITING THIS SHIT
auditor becomes angy and takes the halo anyways because fuck jebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He runs off because h. Jeb doesn't bother to get it back because he just genuinely doesn't care anymore. y/n goes after auditor lol, jeb tries to stop them but they didn't listen or care. They wanted to get their bfs halo back!!!!!!!! "Your gonna get yourself fucking killed" jebus says. "Worth it." y/n replies because idk. He just stands there like ok its ur funeral. 927392737292938293902107372923782828/7822838298382938382420 (funny 420 number) minutes later y/n gets to auditor who was fucking around with the halo because yeetehsyeysysysy. y/n takes the halo out of his hand without no struggle because I guess he gave up fighting people now, i mean no more fights happen in nevada since everything is already fucked and everyone fucking died 9237293729388283 times. "Mine now bitch" y/n says running out of there knocking out three agents I guess. Auditor stands there and just transforms into bingus for some reason.
Auditor:
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30 minutes later y/n returns because TIME SKIP FUNNI. they find jebus yelling at hank to touch grass. "TOUCH GRASS YOU SINFUL BITCH" he yells lol "I DONT WANT TO" hank yells back. y/n is just standing there holding the halo lol. Hank turns into a fuckinh snake, SNAKE HANK IS BACK BBY 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍. And slithers away because yee. Jeb just watches him slither questioning what the fuck this world has become, y/n puts the halo on his head because yes. "You got it back without dying, surprising." Jeb says looking at y/n lol. y/n hugs him because yes, he hugs back because yeah. YALL I CAN MAKE SOME PARTS CUTE OK????????
Around a solid five minutes later deimos, tricky and agent torture show up and they're all somehow holding nerf guns. They start shooting at y/n and jeb because funni (agent torture has a bigger nerf gun because also funni).
Some agents show up and start throwing cheese at em because they are now starting a cheese nerf gun war because i said so.
Everyone died the end
IF THIS STORY GETS TEN VOTES AND TEN COMMENTS I WILL PUT BUSS IT X SAKI SAKI OVER EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT FUCKING TWERKING VIDEO!!1'qnq
Don't do that I'll have to search for my dead tablet
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