holy shid something wholesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No not really ok lets get this over with its 4:20 AM funny number in the morning and I need to sleep
(Badly written joke chapter)
Hank:
- my guy just stands there like what the fugg u mean im a psychopath
- he says i love you more then carries you i guess my god simp simp sIMP
Sanford:
- kisses you lolllllll
- seriousness just fades away i guess i dont fucking know anymoreee
Deimos:
- he just stands there and says ok because um ur in fucking nevada romance is illegal somehow!!!1111111111
- nah bish when yall are alone he becomes a fucking kissy fish kill me please. You both get yeeted across nevada later22
Jebus:
- "why are u telling me this now?"
- he gives you big floppa later
Tricky:
- deadass becomes a broken record and repeats i love u too over and fucking over jesus christ
- he explodes like a creeper minecrafts grim reaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auditor:
- his eyes turn into bingus' eyes because why not
- *yeets the agents that get in the way cutely*
2bdamned:
- he doesn't know how to react xd
- you have to explain it lollll when he understands he hugs you i guess before the agents start their shitty cheese war
Mag agent: torture:
- he just looks at u and cries silently (nobody ever tells him they love him so h)
- he doesn't let u go for the rest of the day
Sheriff:
- Have fun recreating 50 shades of grey looollllll
- he probably dies later xd
Idk what this chapter even was, i got bored and it somehow took me two days to type this shit
Im going to bed now
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Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though
