OMFG JEBUS THE DILF BUS BROKE UP WITH MATT THE MII FROM WII SPORTS -VINE BOOM- -LOUD BEEPING BC 21ST CENTURY HUMOR- -LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE-
ALSO THERES NO OTHER SHIT OF MATT X JEBUS WHICH IS KINDA GOOD BECAUSE I DONT WANT THE MADNESS COMBAT FANDOM AND THE WII SPORTS FANDOM TO BREAK OUT IN WORLD WAR THREE SO UHH MATT AND SHAGGY BECAUSE FUNNY
I don't care if stuff for it actually starts existing I'd like to see two fandoms start smacking each other
HAHAHAHHAA 69TH CHAPTER FUNNI SEGGS NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the worst chapter
READER GENDER NEUTRAL LOL
idk what sexuality jebus is in this story you make that up idc
NOW AFTER TYPING THAT THE COMMENTS ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE A FUCKING WAR ZONE LMAO
Y/n was just vibin in fucking nevada until they saw their dilf homie (WHY IS HE A DILF) lookin sad asf because of some weird ass bullshit, they knew he had some weird ass buff boyfriend who trained people to fight i guess i think his name is matt, I don't know I don't play wii sports. Y/n epicly walks up to him and asks the funni question which is obviously whats wrong my ggggg. Lmao jebus was crying I guess and says with epic sobbing "MY BF BROKE UP WITH MEEE" he just started sobbing harder lol, y/n didn't fucking know what to do since they never had to help a homie with a breakup i guess so they just hug jebus as some form of comfort idk I don't write sad fluffs. Jebus hugs back just tighter since the mans upset, even the tough bois need to cry sometimes ig
The hug lasted for a very long fucking time since y/n's homie was very upset about this because tHAT WAS HIS BF FOR TWO YEARS I FUCKING GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!' Some grunts looked at you 2 but didn't care since well weird shit happens on the daily
Like auditor fucking dry wall and getting that shit inside wall that i guess its probably like dust or something got all over is pp and kinda made that part of his flames discolored
People probably want to be the dry wall rn -cries-
Y/n and jeb stop hugging and he calms down a little i fucking guess, still upset and crying like the damn crying emoji meme (you know which one im talking about)
NO NOT THE ONE WHERE ITS EYES ARE ALL BLOODSHOT AND THE AUDIO IS FROM SOME GUY BEATING HIS PIECE OF SMEAT I MEANT THE ONE THATS SOMEHOW A FUCKING MOD NOW -AGGRESSIVE BEEPING-
They both just sit there and probably question their lives together (jeb is definitely questioning his lol),,,,,,,
They both remain silent for like two minutes until jeb gets randomly closer to y/n, BRUH HES STILL UPSET ABOUT HIS EX BF MATT HE NEEDS SOMEBODY TO CHILL WITH HE AINT HITTING ON YOU
yet
Deimos sees this and probably says u guys r dating hahahahaahagahjagshsjsksjdndjdkdk chokes
Y/n comforts jeb all day since he kept crying lol the end
Like i said, worst chapter
I actually enjoyed writing this nvm
GUYS THERE WILL BE NO PART TWO FOR MATT BC I SAID SO
YOU ARE READING
Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though
