Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)

how they react to a kiss i fucking guess (very cringe maybe)

Lmaooooo i guess sometimes you just kiss ur boyfriend in this book because fuck it why not???????????????/

ngl my writing in this sucks im tired

Hghgjghhhhh i need to add phobos to this already i need to add second smexy ass man

Hhhh lovely from billie reminds me of deimos and sanfords friendship thanks to this fandom

The spacing here is extremely fucked

very

OK ONTO DA CHAPTERRRRRJSJSKKDDN

hank lmao snake mannnnm:

- questions what the fuck you've done at first bc i guess its the first you did that idfk

- definitely kisses u back later shut tbe hell ur mouth

- gets teased epicly by his fucking homies and never kisses you again unless ur alone 📮

OMNG AMOGUS

Auditor flame peis:

- kisses u back because he doesn't care bitchass

- probably asks u to never do that again

- gets a bit sussy when ur alone (if its the first kiss uve given him shawty) also not that kind of sussy he just kisses until you probably cant breathe

Some of you will like that 🐍

Jebus the bus:

- lmao flustered idiot

- probably kisses u back kinda rare idk I don't fuckin like jebus he kicked my ass twice

- deadass cant get his mind off of it (GIVE ME UR POWERS PERSON READING,,,,,,..)

fucked spacing lol

Sheriff third sexy man aka useless 🗿:

- kisses u back doesn't give two fucks lmao

- "can you do that again" "..."

- probably kisses u several more fucking times more than expected hhghgh

Push him off it works besides him turning into dust 🔫📮

Hhhhhghg sanford:

- kisses u back ig i mean he would,,,,

- definitely thinks about it for like hours idk

- deimos annoys him about it therefore he kisses you more so deimos gets the fucking just that it's not doing shit 🦆

Sussy baka deimos:

- he doesn't kiss you back he just hugs you cry more

- probably due to that you don't fucking kiss him again Which makes him very sadd lol

- he kisses u later shut up he cant kiss u in front of sanfo

Tricky the official smexy man shut the hell your mouth:

- Confused as shit lol

- once it finally clicks he pulls a fuckboy sheriff and kisses you more times than expected but he jumps on you bc clown loves you

- loves on you for like as long as possible and then goes off to read the entire fucking bee movie script to some agents.

I just died over my own writing

Mans got alota simps 2bdamned:

- he has no reaction

- deep down he's actually melting lol

- there's are possibly he kisses you back just sayin you might get lucky

The best boy agent torture:

- he turns redder than a tomato or a grunts blood whatever the fuck

- holds you since he can't really kiss you back

- deadass doesn't wanna let you go after that

This chapter might have the most simp flooded out of all chapters

Ehhhh im fine with that

Don't bully my writing in here im tired