Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)

auditor x baldi 😟😟😟😟

I listen to love songs despite not having a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Ain't nobody want me lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will proudly get cancelled for this

Auditor goes to some fucked up school house because somebody told him about it and he thought that shit went hard. He decided to see if it was real and ayyoooooo it is!!!!!1 he walks in and sees some weird ass bald homo with a god damn ruler to smack some ass with. Auditor thought he was so fucking hot his flames nearly went all red he was so hot (WHAT IS THIS) he walks up to him and the bald mf does some weird hand thing by glitching his hand in and out of reality, sayin "OH HI,,,,, WELCOME TO MY SCHOOL HOUSEEEE" auditor wasn't there to learn though................ auditor tries goin though the yellow doors but finds out hes gotta do some shitty math just to get through..

He just wanted to kiss baldi for all eternity 😭

Auditor collects two god damn notebooks and hears some extreme slapping he nearly sharted himself. (Every gaming youtuber ever) auditor goes through da big yellow doors and starts looking for more notebooks despite not wanting to be there anymore....,,,,,

Baldi finds him and gets ready to beat him to holy death with his ruler like he did to everyone else who pissed him off (LOL!!!') auditor gets sus and goes "hit me with it B)" baldi gets confused but then starts aggressively hitting him with the ruler and auditor enjoyed every second of it.

He enjoyed it so much he did the ankha dance on him 😟

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