Yes the picture is a dead meme and sex 2 already came out now im waiting for sex 3.
Reader is gender neutral we've been over this lads sodbleowhwpaovfldofjwlwidjkssk dies
Deimos was just watching agents throw cheese at each other because well, why the fuck not they aren't doing any harm besides giving themselves a terrible time if they fucking consume too much cheese. y/n also saw the fight but payed no attention to it, their eyes were on fucking deimos the fucking short bitch probably shorter than hanks pp after the tricky incident that happened three weeks ago. The agents were done with their bullshit and walked away because um, rather leave a fucking mess in nevada then make shit look decent nevada doesn't have rules at this mother fucking point god give the place rules for fucks sake, deimos gets bored and walks towards y/n because yes. No other reason but yes. "Where you also watching that shit fight?" Deimos asks y/n. "No, that fight was terrible" they replied. They leave deimos with a mother fucking :l face (very relatable shshdklskskxld)
Deimos says nothing and hugs y/n because he loves uuuu so yesesdjdjdkx. They hug back because because um, you love him bruh. Everything was so cuteeeeee until sanford shows up and starts speaking British while hank slithers like a fucking snake while tricky rides on his back what the fugg homies 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍. Deimos gets so angy he explodes like a damn creeper from minecraft holy sheeeeesh. Everyone stops doing nothing and just stares at the ground where he exploded, all it said was "ur mom".
Howard the alien shows up for literally no reason possible. Pretty sure area 51 is in shitty ass fucking rock land terrible bullshittery mental trickery mind fucking nevada so yeah, he does his shit dance and does it again, and again, and again. It goes fucking on 😭😭😭😭 hank begins to slither like a fucking snake and scream like hell because a female tricky clone thing showed up guys i dont kmow howa that is possible but female tricky and just tricky is just 👌 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 *goes gay mode* the og tricky idk begins to fight for hank while the other tricky fights for him i dont fucking know anymore guys 🗿
The auditor was just watching this bullshit with jeb because they can let the mad lads be fucking mad lads even though some people out here want to have some red flaming pp (hehe funny joke kill me please) deimos comes back covered in fucking cheese because the agents had another cheese fight people in nevada will never grow up (I'll never grow up either xd)
Shaggy shows up and ends everybody besides hank and the two trickys. Shaggy epicly takes the other tricky and uhhhhhhh hank because yes. Tricky just
he sits there
jeb shows up and they start talking about some bullshit
Tricky called zardy hot and got fucking nuked the end i have no other way to end tjisnsoskfmdlapjxksoahxnspaidhwlwoehndpsisndlehxnsosieuekwpwuebdpeuxnspwoeujepwufndpidhdlaowhrkwpsufhwowourjwpwdjkwoehdksigsjskcjapiwuekeosjdbfksowyrhdlskhdkosjfhf
Ok why is a female tricky in th official art for madnessss and why is it so hot???????????????? Why is tricky in general so hot???????????????????????????????????????????????????
Everyone after reading the last bit probably:
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Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though