I would say something about tricky but i dont wanna get caught in 4k again
I will rage quit if i get another advertisement
Thats an amazing start
Okay you sheriff simps come get your juice i got the whole fucking stock in
Reader is gender neutral because i said so
Hshshshshshhhgh
Somewhere in hell
Im not saying nevada
There were some homies hanging out idk who though and idcccccc but one was the sheriff i guess so uh that adds up i guess, im not really sure what the fuck they were even doing but i can only guess that they were talking about how many times jebus has been caught acting pretty sus (you guys act sus too). Apparently according to mr brainless idiot fuckhead sheriff he actually listened to some dirty ass songs lmao, anyways besides that the homies split up because two flew away and one just turned into liquid and went into the ground because this is Spongebob now, nonsense. Sheriff was basically left alone and he kinda got epicly sad oh noooo (yes)- he left and went somewhere i guess idk where please don't ask me
Seriously don't ask me i have no fucking control lmfao
After walking two billion miles I guess sheriff came across his very epic s/o, y/n. Somehow the most epic grunt to ever fucking exist in nevada, shut up your cool do not deny it. He waves at them and they wave back. They r a verey gud couple sry idk how to grammat- sheriff speedruns over to y/n lookin' like the fucking hamster in a sir pelo video (please get the fucking reference ppl) and hugs them aesthetically i guess (ong so aesthetic!!.22!2) they hug back bc they love their boyfrin. Even tho their boyfrin has a habit about talking about war crimes and how anime has too many big booty bitches (yall got a good bf) after like two minutes 2bdamned shows the fuck up playing among us in real liFE SUS, SUS.... with his homies in the background having a good time (shut up they are good homies lamakakakmamakeejslufgdawordlaoqiegelwowiejjsoaiebdks dkdhdnsieis eiwiehd suensnja eiw siw sie sis siw ausvs did fbf f s f s e wvw s d d r. Se d. T t e t e r e w e t e ne fbe e t r r )
Sorry all my braincells went active at once
For some fucking reason deimos turns into a sussy imposter i mean crewmate, very impossible. Stfu deimos found out obamas last name, literally everyone questioned their life at that very moment. Idk what else happened but hank became a snake again, 2bdamned just............ died lmao, sanford became sad and deimos was still a crewmate (this is very sus guys omgg) y/n was questioning what the fuck they were witnessing. And for some shitty fucking reason, sheriff just turned into shrek. SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THENSJALS WORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I am not funny
Y/n just stands there watching chaos unfold in front of them while tricky was in the background for some reason getting carried away by three agents. I don't know what he fucking did ok the end
Idk what this is pleas h
Why are the agents dilfs
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Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though