Lonely dude
IM CRYING RN AND I CAN'T STOP
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED
i just came home back from work while listening to Olivia Rodrigo's album Sour
Oh I'm sorry did you ever experience a bad relationship
NO I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP SO IDK WHY IM EVEN CRYING
OH NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A DIFFERENT TYPE OF PAIN
✨pretend pain✨
Have you listened to the album it just hits hard for some weird reason
Mainly traitor for meYeah I heard it
It's a different style of what I normally listen too but I would say happier is the one who hits me the hardestYeah that one is good too
Have you ever been In a rough relationship?Yes and no
So basically I used to like this girl in school and I like really liked her that I pretend that I was making a romance film just so I can be around herOh my tell me more
So I asked her if she wanted to be a actor in my "film" and she was so cool about it and said yes but the problem was...
What was the problem Mr.fakefilmmaker
She asked for a script that night but the thing is I never written the script
I was like: 😳And I oop
So I practically ran home and spent about 7 HOURS STRAIGHT making "the script"
So then I gave it to her before morning in class.Oh ok he on x games mode I see
guess what happened next?
Oh no what happened
Since there were 2 people in the film she asked who would be the second person playing the part
So I basically ran to all of my friends asking if they can play an actor for meDid one of your friends say yes?
Yup 👍
Now that's what I call REAL friendshipgoals
4 L🤞'sSo basically we filmed the whole thing
Well toward the end of it so I NEEDED TO TELL HER I NEEDED TO ASK HER OUTYEAH YOU GO GET HER
I asked her if she want to go get something to eat in town
She said yes and I was just winning lifeYEAH LETS GO YOUR NOT A LONELY BOY AFTER ALL
YEAH OH OKAY 👀
She said yes but then told me that's she'll text HER BOYFRIEND and askDAMN 💀
👁👄👁
"CAN'T EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED "
I was really rooting for you bud 😭Yeah me too
NOW I CAN SEE WHY HAPPIER HITS HARD FOR YOU NOW
But it is was okay because then we dated for 2 years
OH OK I SEE YOU
YOU GOT GAME MR.FAKEFILMMAKER
OK BUT THE MOOD CHANGE IN THAT STORY WAS JUST SO IRONICYou have any crazy or iconic dating stories that stick out?
Well i dunno I guess I have one but I don't think it's gonna top yours
Well let's hear it anyways
Ok so
I got asked out by this guy on a date
And I said yesOh okay not bad off to a good start I see
He asked me where I would like to go and what type of places I like
So I said I like those type of restaurants where they could cook the food in front youOh okay she fancy like that I see
So yeah he DEFINITELY TOOK ME TO A PLACE WHERE THEY COOK FOOD INFRONT OF YOU
BUT THE FIRSTLACE WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTEDOML WHERE DID THIS GUY TAKE YOU TO
SUBWAY
SUBWAY
LIKE THE SANDWICH PLACEYUH HUH
BAHBAHABHABBHABA
I MEAN ITS AN A+ FOR EFFORTI would say more like an A-
💀😭💀😭
I EVEN DRESSED NICE TOO LIKE WE WERE GOING SOMEWHERE
I mean you definitely went somewhere 😭😭😭
You know what I mean
Yeah I know
I just can't believe he took you to SUBWAY
FOR A DATEYEAH IKR
But was your food good tho 👀
I mean ofc it was A SANDWICH how can someone mess that up
Idk how can someone mess up frozen pizza 👀
Oh shut up about thatLol
Well I have to head back inside my parents are going to wonder why I'm just Parked in the driveway for almost 10 minutes and not out yet
Oh well ok bye pizza burner
🖕
Bye Mr. FAKEFILMAKER*Kinsley changes contact name lonely dude to Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER *
________________________A/N: thank you all so much for reading, this is one of my longest chapters written so I hope you enjoyed. Both dating scenarios in the chapter were all real. I don't know which stream Wilbur said it but it's probably on YouTube but I found it on some TikTok clips and just summarized it a bit. The subway date story was from my sister's friend yes Ik SUBWAY I'm not sure if they went on another date lol. Also please vote if you liked it and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day :)
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