Oops Sorry Wrong Person (OC x Wilbur Soot)

Chapter 33

Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER

Good evening Rhubarb

Good evening my dearest Hester

Who do you think has better taste in men Princess Jasmine or Princess Cinderella?

I'm sorry what?

Who had better taste in me Princess Jasmine or Princess Cinderella?

Ik what the question was I'm just confused why you are asking ME OF ALL PEOPLE

Well who else would I ask?

I dunno Your Friend Belle or Rory or that Colby dude.

Belle has the evening/night shift so she's working, Rory is with his friends and why would I ask my cow worker Colby this question

Idk why are you asking this random dude you named Rhubarb that you met like 4 months ago.

You do have a point

Well are you going to answer my question

Hold on I'm thinking

Twitter

Wilbur Soot@wilbursoot
Who do you think has better taste in men Princess Jasmine or Princess Cinderella?

Tubbo @TubboLive
Princess Jasmine, she picked someone who rides on a magic flying carpet and has a monkey. That's cool.

Belle @heyitsBelle
I agree with Tubbo, a monkey and a magic carpet is a great deal that she picked.

dream @dreamwastaken
Princess Cinderella because Prince Charming went around town to look for the woman who lost her shoe and he even help put on the shoe for them. A gentleman

User2 @UnkownUser2
Dream's right Prince Charrming was a gentleman.

Karl :) @KarlJacobs_
Princess Jasmine. Who wouldn't want a flying carpet and a monkey

Ranboo @Ranboosaysstuff
Princess Jasmine. Abu is not just a monkey, he is the best sidekick you could have

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My Twitter says Princess Jasmine has better taste

You asked your Twitter about my question?

Yea, I talk about some of our conversations on Twitter

Wait is that ok, I can take it down if I want, I'm sorry if I went against your boundaries

Oh no your fine

You probably don't have that much of a following anyways

Yeah tell that to my 2.8M followers

Yeah right there's no way you have that many

Ok but I am telling the truth

Yeah oh okay right

If you say so

If you don't believe me and it's true that's not my fault

Yeah ok "famous" Twitter dude

Why did they pick Jasmine?

Because Aladdin had a flying carpet and a monkey

Oh yeah The One and Only Abu

Anyways, what made you think of the question I the first place?

I was bored and I just finished babysitting a child while watching Disney Movies

YOU BABYSITTING A CHILD

That poor child, I don't even know who it this person is specifically but I already feel bad.

Oh relax I babysat a child before

Who?

Rory

Yeah and the last time you and Rory were home alone together you burned a frozen pizza, threw up from a bet you 2 made and had trouble boiling noodles

So yeah the child you were watch is totally fine and will come out alive by the end of it

Hey it's not my fault the parents trusted me with it

"It" 💀

How do you even know this family and why did the parents pick you of all people

Well 1st off that was Very offensive

2nd they're just my parents friend's daughter

She was so adorable

You like kids

No I hate them

Oh wow

Just no hesitation on that statement

Yep

If you hate kids then why are you watching them

You gotta do what you gotta do to make money

Yup

And that includes helping a guy sell feet pics for a living

Dave gave me life and money for rent

You surprise me everyday Hester

What can I say, I'm a interesting person

Yes you are

And you can't forget about helping a person sell piss pics too

Pardon 😨

You know?

No I do not know?

Technically since you bought piss pics from the website I linked you, I technically helped you buy piss pics and I basically help my pal Richard get money from your purchase

Oh yes thank you so much for helping me buy PISS PICS

My pleasure Rhubarb 🤗

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A/N: Thank you for reading. Kinsley begins to finds out more about Wilbur. Who is gonna find out about who first?... Wilbur, Kinsley, Belle, or maybe even Rory. We will see. I hope you enjoyed and please vote if you want I would really appreciate it. I hope you all have a wonderful day :)