Oops Sorry Wrong Person (OC x Wilbur Soot)

Chapter 30

Pizza Burner 🍕🔥

Hello my dearest Hester 🥸

Hello Rhubarb 🙃

I have another joke for you

Oh no
It better be good

Hey my jokes are always good

Keep telling that to yourself bud
Then you'll finally figure it out

Figure out what?

I hate to break it to you this way Rhubarb...

But your jokes SUCK

THEY ARE NOT FUNNY

PICK NEW ONES

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME AND MY JOKES

Ik the truth hurts

Anyways I'm still telling you my joke

Fine go ahead

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

What?

A satisfactory

Okay I'm gonna give you that

It actually made me chuckle
A LITTLE

Yay progress

Do you have any jokes?

Actually now that I think about it

I do have a joke to tell 😏

Um why did you use that emoji at the end

I dunno why did I 😏

STOP USING THAT EMOJI ITS SCARING ME

oh no, you shouldn't be scared 😏

STOP IT

Ok fine I'll stop

JUST TELL ME YOUR JOKE ALREADY

okay, okay, you don't have to be in all caps anymore

Go ahead

What do you call a Pro Fisherman?

Idk what?

Wait now I'm scared, what the answer will be

A Master...
...Baiter

😨

I knew I should have been scared when you started using that emoji

I tried to warn you

NO YOU DIDN'T

Yeah; you right I didn't

BUT WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO TELL ME THAT JOKE

YOU COULD HAVE PICKED ANYTHING ELSE BUT YOU CHOSE THAT ONE

I had to spice up the conversation some how

No you did not have to do that

Eh it's okay

Sometimes I always wonder why I am still currently texting you and why I even respond to your text and why I sometimes text first

Because even if you try, you still can't resist me 😌✌️

More like you can't resist me 😏

What are you getting at

Like you don't know that you text me more than ever

What. No I don't

Really because if I scroll through our conversations you mainly have more text messages

What can I say,  I am a public figure

What is this an Instagram bio

I can't share my feelings to people

I mean you can but this isn't a personal blog honey

Well I'm treating as it is and you're my first subscriber 🤗

Great 👍

Well I have to get ready and go

Wait where are you going?

Awe miss me already 😏

Rhubarb I haven't even left you on read yet and it's been like 30 seconds

Really 😑
That's how you want to play

I mean this is your game not mine😏

Oh don't you do that to me

Anyways I'm have to get ready to go to Belle's place because we are celebrating her birthday and we both finally have enough money to rent an apartment together. So we are also celebrating that

So it's gonna be fun

Well that's good

Tell Belle I said happy birthday

I don't think she really knows who you are but I'm still gonna tell her you said that.

Nice :)

Bye bye Rhubarb

Goodbye my dearest Hester

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A/N: Thank you for reading. This chapter as you can tell has more of flirtatious lines and more dirtier moments, but I hope you still enjoyed. I have started school so updates may be a little slow sometimes but I will still try my best to update frequently. Please vote if you want and I hope you all have a wonderful day :)