Pizza Burner 🍕🔥
Heyyyyy Hester
Who is this and if this is actually Rhubarb , then why are you texting like this?
This is actually Rhubarb
But um...
Well you see ...
Okay Rhubarb
WTF DID YOU DO
WE HAVE BEEN TEXTING FOR A WHILE AND YOU NEVER TEXT LIKE THIS
WHAT HAPPENED
I accidentally bought piss pics
PARDON 😨
Yeah 😬👉👈
WHAT
HOW
WHEN
WHY
I understand the feet pics but ONLY because I told you to buy them but you did this upon yourself Sir
Well I was bored okay
And you know you kind of sent me the website name
OH NO
DON'T YOU START BLAMING THIS ON ME
So I might've went to check out www.richardspisspics.com
AND
I was fooling around and lets just say I added some piss pics to the cart but I guess I miss clicked and and moved my arm and kind of pressed buy all items in cart
Right miss clicked 😏
But um
So the website makes you put in your email before you start buying
OMG NO
And I didn't want to get a lot of spam emails so I used my business email
BAHNAHABHABHABA
NO PLS- 😭✋And the website makes you fill out a form when you click a piss pic to add cart
So for the optional message I put for my email I did
"kinky 😏"STOP YOU DID NOT
YES I DID 😭
I REALLY DID
AND I SO WISH I WAS LYING TO YOU RIGHT NOWBUT I AM NOT
Well that should be interesting to open up
Oh no guess what Hester
What?
I DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO MY BUSINESS EMAIL

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