Chapter 6

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Mr.FAKEFILMMAKER

OMFG
I HATE MY LIFE RN

OH NO WHAT HAPPENED

I had the WORST DAY
first my car didn't start so I had to WALK TO WORK

how far do you live from your work

Well not that long
Only like 8 blocks but still
but instead of walking 8 blocks I had to RUN 8 blocks

Well that seems fun

And then when I finally got there it was so packed that it had a LINE OUTSIDE THE DOOR

DURING COVID TIMES

IKR
And I know the saying "the customer is always right"

I  hate that saying
Whoever made that saying is definitely a Karen

RIGHT
So we are already busy and this person takes like 15 minutes to order
And this person doesn't know what to order so asks me "What do you recommend, like what's your favorite ice cream flavor here"

I like the cake  batter cookie dough or  cheesecake

LIKE DUDE IDK MY JOB IS TO WORK HERE NOT EAT HERE

Bhabhavbbavab
If someone said that to me I don't know if I would cry or laugh

I didn't say it but I was thinking about it and wanted to say it

Ok but what is your opinion on customers  on which flavor they get?

People who get vanilla or chocolate are basic

Yeah seems about right

But people who get those flavors with SPRINKLES are usually super funny and is most likely a introvert

Sprinkles are bomb

If someone gets anything coffee flavored they are either 13yrld girls who don't want to seem basic but there most likely are
Or  you are just someone who's cracked on caffeine and has it every morning and say it's coffee but it's mostly just milk

Okay this is so true on many levels

For me personally everytime someone gets strawberry WITH A BOWL  it's either a middle age women
Or It's a  lonely dude who just got dumped by his girlfriend while they were dating for like 2-3  years

Man you really calling out some people

AS I SHOULD
"And I'll do it again"

"And you a legend for that one"

If someone gets Superman, Rainbow Swirl, or anything Bubblegum flavored
YOU ARE LITERAL CHILD
LIKE GROW UP ALREADY
IT WAS CUTE AND FUN WHEN YOU WERE 5-10 yrs but when you are like 17  just stop already
LIKE NO

RIGHT

And they're most likely going through their 🤪quirky phase🤪

"OMG IM SOOO QUIRKY"
"🤪😜🤪😜🤪🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪"

"You guys stop making fun of me I'm just quirky"
"I'm not weird their just my quirks"

BGBBGBGHBBGBHBGHB
WTF IS A QUIRK

idk I just feel like they would say that

Wait is quirk even a word?

Idk how am I supposed to know that

Well you started the "quirk conversation"

The quirks rn: "I don't see how you can hate from outside the club when you can't even get in"

Oh trust me I don't want to get in

Okay so I looked on Urban dictionary "what does quirky mean?"

What does it say?

STOP CAUSE WHY DID IT GIVE THAT AS THE EXAMPLE

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STOP CAUSE WHY DID IT GIVE THAT AS THE EXAMPLE

Because it's Quirky
Duh 🙄

Do you want a quirky word mug Beatrix

DoES iT haVe SpArklEs ✨

Uh idk

Then No

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A/N: thank you for reading, I am starting to do longer chapters because I feel like they are better. Also please don't take too much of offense to what I think about you on what flavor ice cream you like/get. Btw what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Please vote if you liked it and I hope you all have a great day :)

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