Special thanks to:
Easy Applications Bot: For giving us the inspiration to write this book
Hiroto#2209: For giving us the inspiration to make the character Hirto (ITS NOT U CHILE)
Dank Memer: For being the father on drugs.
Mimu: For being a mother that went into 29 hours of labour and then died.
Irene bot: For being the beautiful lover and wife of EA. Also for being Hirto's ex.
Tixie: For trying to apply for the maknae role and getting rejected because YOU SHALL NEVER BE MAKNAE OK.
Avika: for giving EA the idea to propose to Irene and for pressing the deny button as fast as she could.
~~kiwi~~#3018: For being the server owner and becoming high on chocolate milkshake.(and being iconic af)
Name: For being a decoration flower and banging into a tree.
Vibe: For being the kek.
Ash Kook: For taking EA's position for interviews and calling her to dance.
Color-chan: For helping EA and Irene give their house some colour.
James Charles: For driving a sister home, putting makeup on a car and saying "HI SISTERS!"
Oli London: For giving us inspiration to write the character OilyLotion based on them, for being a bad guardian and being stuck in a lake.
Jojo Siwa: for participating in Star Showdown against Oily to get her hands on EA and for trapping Oily in a lake.
Gina: For blessing us and putting on an amazing show in EA and Irene's house.
Alpha: For being the flower girl.
Shanky: For being the best man, screaming "I LIKE TRAINS" and yeeting a table.
Aash_7333: For saying the vows in the Hirto wedding.
Olitrashcan: for being the pog music person in the party
Staff thank you to:
Kritt- For providing ideas and writing the book.
Kiwi - For doing promotions and giving ideas for the book to be fruity.(YaS So QuIrKy)
Bart - For making teaser posters and writing the book.
Data - For writing the book and providing ideas.
Alpha - For just randomly being there(HE DIDNT DO SHIT)
ITS OVER YALL CAN GO YEET URSELVES NOW - kritt
BYEE GO FALL INTO TARTARUSSSS THX FOR READING OUR qUiRkY bOoK*scoff* We'Re SuCh CrAckHeAdS i cAnT, this is why im gay and men r disgusting(JKJK BTS R MY LOVES AND ALPHA U GOOD TOO)- kiwi
ok idk - Alpha
Stan Sks ma iunite uma o Nct yuhyuh mike vevela - Data
Tf - Bart
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General FictionDISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. THERE IS NO HATE INTENDED THROUGH THIS. (also this is a crack book it isn't serious) ᴴᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. ᴮᵘᵗ ˢʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ. ˢʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ. ʸᵉᵗ, ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ, ʰᵉʳ ᵘⁿ⁻ᵉˣⁱˢᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉⁿ. be...
