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***:
Ned i need your help!
I accidentally been stabbed.
There is so much blood.
NEEED!
   

*****:
Do you have a first aid kit?

*** :
Yes. What do i do?

*****:
First clean the wound if there is too much blood, so you would see it better. I hope you don't have the weapon still inside you. Can you tell me if  any organs are hit or if the would is to deep?

***:
No,no organs hit and it doesn't look deep,but it bleeds a lot! I'm scared, what if i die? May would be destroyed.

*****:
You wont die if you listen to me and stay calm. Try to wipe the blood so you could see what you are sewing. Do you know how to sew?

***:
Yes. I hate when this happens.

*****:
Make sure you sew it tight. You don't want it to open accidentally and bleed. Are you ok?

*****:
If you don't answer in 10 seconds i will hack your phone and find your location and call an ambulance or a funeral service.

***:
Ned! Chill! I'm alive. It took a while to sew my wound. You know i can go to the hospital! As my guy in the chair you must be prepared to solve any problem without someone else!

*****:
Now that the emergency is over...
Why can you go to the hospital? Criminal? Thief?
What do you need a guy ina chair? What that's supposed to mean?
Is your friend in wheel chair?
Why did you get stabbed?
And how the fuck can that happen accidentally?

***:
You are not Ned, aren't you?

*****:
No. Now answer the question or i will come after you.

***:
My aunt works at the hospital. She will panic. I can't be a criminal. With Peter's luck, i will probably ending robbing my own house. Ned is my  best friend and guy in the chair is our thing. What- why i am answering you? Stranger danger!

*****:
Stranger danger? How old are you? Do your parents know what  are you doing at 3 am?

***:
My parents are dead! 😭

*****:
Sorry, kid. My parents are dead too.

***:
Now i am crying because of you! That's should make me feel better! What? are you starting a dead parents club?

*****:
Frick! I made a 5 year old cry! Sorry, sorry, kid... i didn't mean to make you cry. Sorry.. I'm just tired
Are you safe?

***:
5 year old? I'm 15

*****:
And horrible with the whole strange danger thing.I already know your name is Peter and you are 15.Anything else? Home address? I could be a kidnapper.

***:
I thought you were a cop. With all the are you a criminal questions and the knowledge that you can fix a wound..... Holy noodles i talked with a kidnapper!

*****:
What I'm not a kidnapper, kid!

***:
That's what a kidnapper would say. (ง'̀-'́)งStay away from me Mr. Kidnapper. I have 3 gummy bear and I'm not afraid to use them! ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ

*****:
Hahaha! Kid, you are threatening me with gummy bears?

***:
Vitamin C gummy bears!   \ (Ò_Ó) /

*****:
Oh, no! VITAMIN gummy bears! My weakness! I'm dying.... ヾ(×_×)ツ

***:

⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫◟◟◟◟◟◟◟ ❀◟(ó ̯ ò, )

I will miss you Mr. Kidnapper.

*****:
👻Its Ms. You  wrote wrong on my tombstone. Change it. Or my ghost will haunt you. And I'm not a kidnapper kid!

***:
If you say so.

("***" changed "*****" to Ms. Not a kidnapper)

Ms. Not a kidnapper :
Really, kid. If this is how you want to play Peter...

***:
Wait-what? what will you do?

("Ms. Not a kidnapper" changed "***" to Profesional accidental stabber)

Profesional accidental stabber:
Exactly. Im a pro at that😎. So tell me, Ms. Not a kidnapper.... how much would i cost? 5000$?100000$?🤑

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
Well...that wound will decrease your value😬

Profesional accidental stabber:
Oh, man!

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
And you are careless with private information.... not good... aaand talking with strangers..... i think
your valie would be 5$.

Profesional accidental stabber:
Not funny 😑
Even a goldfish costs more.
How old are you?

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
30.And i am a cop. So i suggest you
to be more careful with who you talk online. There are really dangerous people.

Profesional accidental stabber:
Like ME! ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
Why do i have the weird sensation that you have been stabbed because you just stumbled on a rock and fell in a knife which was on the sidewalk?

Profesional accidental stabber:
Now we also have a stalker....

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
I'm multitasking.
You are or the most amusing kid on the planet or I'm really tiredd

Profesional accidental stabber:
I'm the best clown cause my life is a joke🙂
  

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
Shot! Kid! Its 5:30!

Profesional accidental stabber:
And?

Ms. Not a kidnapper:
Tomorrow it's Monday! You have school! Go to sleep!

Profesional accidental stabber:
Thanks-
Wait-
You gave me an idea.

("Profesional accidental stabber" changed "Ms. Not a kidnapper" to "Mom")

Profesional accidental stabber:
Goodnight, mom!

Mom:
Goodnight-
Wait-
I'm not your mom.
Kid
Kid
That's not funny
Change it!
Kidddddddd
Petttttttterrrrrrrr!





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