Some sexual jokes.
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"Chester..." Adriana turns to her boyfriend of a year and a half.
"Yeah hun?" He replies.
"I've been keeping something from you for a long time now, and I think it's time I tell you."
"I don't like where this is goiiiingggg..." He laughs nervously.
"Okay, can you count to to three for me." She asks, taking deep breaths.
"Alright! One..."
She closes her eyes and breathes in.
"Two..."
She breathes out.
"Three!"
She quickly opens her eyes.
"i dON'T WANNA HAVE A LOT OF THE DIRTY-"
"Wha- Am I bad i-"
"DO NOT. FINISH THAT. SENTENCE." (This is bible study we'Re aLl cHiLdReN oF jEsUs)
He bursts out laughing.
"Okay but seriously, what's going on?"
"I'm asexual."
"OhHhhhH, I thought I was just terrible i-"
"SHHHHH!"
Chester laughs a little again.
"Yeah, I mean, I like uHM... the thing, I just don't experience sexual attraction. I'm not sex repulsed but there are others out there who are. I'm just not one of those ones." Adriana explains.
"You know I love you no matter what." Chester smiles and cuddles me. "If you'd rather cuddle a lot more than stu-"
"CHESTE-"
"THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME!"
"LOvE yOu-"
"LOVe yOu tOo-"
Hope you enjoyed the cringe I just puked out. There's a sex repulsed one coming soon as well xxxxx
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RandomOneshots, stories, memes and literally anything about LGBTQ+. Requests are open! Slowly becoming more comfy with writing smut and suggestive themes, should start writing them this summer. ❤️ Warnings (because I forgot to put them) Swearing Sex joke...
