Evelyn and Aaron try building a treehouse for everyone to hang out in even though they're all in their 20s and fucking married or plan to get married.
Evelyn: Yeah I'll get the snacks *bumps into door-marked, wooden wall* ...Aaron?
Aaron, innocently: What?
Evelyn: Where's the door hole?
Aaron: *Pointing at the door* Door's right there, see I drew it with a magic marker. *Smiles*
Evelyn: ...You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw!
Aaron: Girl, I'm gonna!
Evelyn: Oh REALLY?
Aaron: Yes-!
Evelyn: THEN GO GET THE POWER SAW!
Aaron: OKAY I will..! *Slams right into wooden wall, tries to sort it out*
*Realises*
I see the problem
Evelyn: O H , d O y A ?
-- Meanwhile with Kyra and Jaxx, jammin' out in the kitchen --
Kyra: AND I'LL BEEEE
Jaxx: SWITCHING THE POSITIONS FOR YOUUUU, COOKIN' IN THE KITCHEN-
Jaxx and Kyra: AND I'M IN THE BEDROOOOOOM!!!
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Random LGBTQ+ stuff and random love stories ❤️
RandomOneshots, stories, memes and literally anything about LGBTQ+. Requests are open! Slowly becoming more comfy with writing smut and suggestive themes, should start writing them this summer. ❤️ Warnings (because I forgot to put them) Swearing Sex joke...
