Warnings: Sexual jokes, girl stuff
Evelyn: Hi babe ❤️
Kyra: Hiii, sorry, upstairs editing a photo
Evelyn: I knoowww, you've been up there for a while, can you come down?
Kyra: I can't, sorry.
Evelyn: Why not?
Kyra: Album picture stuff you know?
Evelyn: Not fair!
Kyra: Evelyn, you're on your period. And you want to have sex, kill me, cuddle me, adopt with me and yell at me all at the same time.
Evelyn: Yeahhh okay.
Kyra: Cool.
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Evelyn: A dude hit on me at work today.
Kyra: Really? What's his name?
Evelyn: Peter or some shit.
10 minutes later
Evelyn: Kyra?
Kyra: Yeah?
Evelyn: Why didn't you respond?
Kyra: Oh I'm just looking for your Dad's baseball bat.
Evelyn: Oh okay, you two have fun
1 minute later.
Evelyn: Wait a minute-
Evelyn: KYRA NO
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Kyra, voice recording: LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME (Leo in the background) FOOL ME FOOL ME OH HOW YOU DO ME
Evelyn: This is why I don't drink with you two.
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Kyra: Babe, I'm trapped
Evelyn: Huh? How and where?
Kyra: My foot's trapped in between mattress the wooden bed and you're downstairs
Evelyn: How tf did you do that
Kyra: I was chasing around your dog bc he stole my laptop mouse and uhhh, yeah.
Evelyn: I'm starting to wonder how I got engaged to you
Kyra: I'll give you lots and lots of kisses if you help me.
Evelyn: I don't want kisses I wanna smash
Kyra: Oh yeah for sure 😉
Evelyn: Okay, I'll help you and set up super smash bros.
Kyra: Wait what?
SORRY MY BOOKS HAVE BEEN DEAD, I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY BUSY AND RUNNING LOW ON IDEAS AND MOTIVATION BUT I'MMA TRY AND PUBLISH MORE SINCE I'M MORE AVAILABLE NOWWWW 🥳
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Random LGBTQ+ stuff and random love stories ❤️
RandomOneshots, stories, memes and literally anything about LGBTQ+. Requests are open! Slowly becoming more comfy with writing smut and suggestive themes, should start writing them this summer. ❤️ Warnings (because I forgot to put them) Swearing Sex joke...
