Art by KlareTsukuyomi
Note : (f/c) means favourite colour^^
Warnings : Fat shaming, homophobia, shitty Karens (I'm so sorry if your name is Karen. I bet that you're a wonderful person and not this type of Karen^^)
FLUFF : (◕ᴗ◕✿) and a bit of ANGST : (╥ω╥') & LIME : (ΦωΦ)
3rd POV
This was the day that (M/n) and his boyfriend go on a date. (M/n)'s boyfriend aka Quackity, was definitely very excited for this date. (M/n)'s roommate, Lucifer, was finally happy that (M/n) is leaving the house for once. When (M/n) was picking his clothes for the date, Lucifer just put his hands together, smiling while looking above. "Oh my goodness. I'm so glad that he's leaving the house. I can actually get some good ass sleep and not hear moans next to my room."
"Oh shut up, Lucifer. You're being so dramatic." (M/n) rolled his eyes while saying so. "Oh shut up, (M/n). I'm not the one having sex while moaning loudly next door, as if he didn't have a damn roommate who needs sleep." Lucifer copied (M/n)'s exact tone.
But his roommate walked up to (M/n) and pat his shoulder before speaking.
Lucifer : "In all seriousness, I hope you have fun on your date."
(M/n) : "Thanks Luci"
Lucifer : "yeah yeah. Imma go back to writing shit."
(M/n) : "What kind of stuff?"
Lucifer : "Uhhh, why do you wanna know asshole!?! JUST GO TO YOUR DAMN DATE, ALREADY!"
(M/n) : "WHY WOULD I GO TO THE DATE NOW, DUMBASS?! THE DATE IS TOMORROW"
Lucifer : "WELL, GO DO SOMETHING INTERESTING IN YOUR LIFE!!"
(M/n) : "FINE! BUT TRY EATING VEGETABLES FOR ONCE! MAYBE THEN YOU'LL GROW A BIT TALLER!"
Lucifer : "..."
(M/n) : "..."
Lucifer : "That went a bit below the belt now, innit?"
(M/n) : "Yeah. Hey look, I- Why are you rolling up your sleeves?!"
Lucifer : "We're gonna have a friendly talk, ay mate."
(M/n) : "I'm dead, am I?"
Lucifer : "Yeah. May you rest in peace."
o7 for (M/n) because he was a brave man to even argue with Lucifer /hj
Smol timeskip
After (M/n) got out of a hell of a fight with Lucifer, he decided to lay on his bed while pulling out his phone. He got a notification from his beloved, Quackity or Alex ;)
Cariño (or my dumbass)
-heyyyy! You there???
(Username)
-im here now. Wat u need?
-did you burn something in the kitchen again?
Cariño (or my dumbass)
-wha
-NO! OF COURSE NOT!
(Username)
-Then what did you do or what is it that you need, sweetie :)
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